I'm very unfit as I discovered today.
however - I'm one of those hideous people who has a ridiculously fast metabolism so I'm always on the skinny side of thin.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

BURN THE WITCH!!!!

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

*gets pitchfork*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I'm NOT a witch!
I promise. I'm heavier then the duck.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Yeah! I bet it's a very small duck.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

BUILD A BRIDGE OUT OF HER!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

The problem with quoting Python is that there always comes a point where it ceases to be funny
and I fear I have arrived too late to the party to make an amusing contribution

I shall withdraw

*bursts back in, dressed in a purple-red Catholic robe* No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition!*

/coat
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I love Python, and I have never found that point.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Oh good
Nice to meet you. There are those who call me... Tim
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:38, Reply)

/snorts/

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I have no regard for subtelty today so I'll cut straight to the closer
And after the spanking, the ORAL SEX!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:56, Reply)

hehe
I was like that until my late twenties, then the classic red dwarf line kicked in, I went "frumpfph" and overnight was a bit chubby

"You've reached that age Listy. When your younger you can eat what you like, drink what you like and still climb into your 26 inch waist trousers and zip them closed. Then you reach that age, 24 / 25, your muscles give up they wave a little white flag and then without any warning at all, your suddenly a fat bastard"
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Points for quotage
However that happened to me when I was 12
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:47, Reply)