I think you all know what my answer will be
I pole dance three times a week, it keeps me thin and is making me stronger than a white rhino. I also do WiiFit for half an hour each morning during the week. I am master of the Plank!

I also walk to work every day, which is 1.8 miles. I eat rubbish but because of all the exercise my body burns it all off.

I did have a blip where I binged on cupcakes for the bank holiday weekend and did no exercise, but I'm over that now.

Please note: I look nothing like a white rhino.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:29, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Horns
gets coat

edit: Well come on.. you think of another rhino pun?
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Be thankful I'm quite busy
Or I'd PaintMash your face onto a white rhino's body.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I want this.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Maybe I will

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I'm really sorry, I can't resist the urge to say this
Pictures or it didn't happen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

of which bit, the pole, the plank or the fact that I don't look like a white rhino?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)

All of them
In that order
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:04, Reply)

I don't have a photo of me doing the plank. It's pretty boring.
I can take care of the other two though, wait there.



EDIT: Ta da! Not a rhino.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:10, Reply)

STUPID FUCKING WORK COMPUTER
God that's annoying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:18, Reply)

hehe

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Phone internets to the rescue!
I will not even pretend not to be both impressed and aroused
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Really?
I don't think what I do is particularly sexy, none of us in the class do. We certainly don't feel sexy when we're doing it!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Are any of you boys?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)

well no
I suppose it might be sexy, I just don't feel it because what I'm doing is really hard so I'm usually concentrating. This makes me do my concentration face, which definitely isn't sexy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Boys like poledancing
Back me up here lads

A while ago Ms Foxtrot and our then-housemate decided to get a pole and install it in the front room for practice purposes. I walked in to find them and our other housemate attempting to poledance in various states of undress. Our housemates are both very attractive. I did what any English gentleman would've done. Returned to the kitchen, and finished the washing up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Washing up one-handed? Respeck.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:50, Reply)

My mate said the same when she showed me some moves
H.O.T.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)

win.
The bar I teach in has asked me to dance on a Saturday night, maybe I'll consider it now!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I don't know what it is about it
The skimpy shorts revealing luscious legs or the energy and grace of the actual dancing. Both I reckon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I do have legs eleven
makes up for the lack of boobage.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)

I'd swap anyday

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

haha I'd love to trade for a day
and see what it's like having huge bazoomas.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)

haha you'd never find me
to swap back with. I'd have run away on my awesome legs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)

haha I can run like a velociraptor

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)

what's the tattoo of?
It looks nice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

It's just a tribal drawing, the guy drew it straight on me
Doesn't mean anything. As far as I know. Probably says "I'm a douche" in tribal or something.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Tribal
That well known language ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)

I was going to write Bongo Bongo but anyone who hasn't seen that daily mail article would just think I was a cretin.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I saw it
I was suitably appalled. Not least that the paper would print such rank idiocy. They certainly know their audience
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

picture taken
shortly before she faceplants off the pole
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:23, Reply)

yeah it's a still from a video that's going to You've Been Framed.
One of the moves I do is to get into the position in the picture, but higher up the pole and then slide down really quickly until my nose is an inch off the floor. It's called the nosebreaker. I haven't faceplanted yet, but it's only a matter of time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

there was poledancing last night
but not in an accomplished or graceful fashion on the partakers behalf
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:39, Reply)

whenever there are poles in clubs there are usually permatanned girls around it
just humping it or writhing around. I like to pwn them if I haven't drunk too much.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:49, Reply)

My friend does the same
Got some serious evils from two brummie stripper lasses when she was swinging upside down on the pole.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)

they get really mad, it's funny.
Last time it happened my friend was really drunk and shouted "don't hate the playah, hate the game!" at them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:53, Reply)

haha that's brilliant
yeah this was a gay night so more men than woman on the pole. Mostly rubbish except for one girl who was quite good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I think it looks nicer to have graceful dancing than trying to hump the pole
of the pole dancing vids I watch on youtube, I love the athletic ones far more than the thonged up high-heeled ones. They'z jus naaasty.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Agreed
The ones who show actual skill are much more enticing!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)

That looks like it defies the laws of physics

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

It's all in my thighs of steel
I'm gripping the pole like a python grips a baby mouse.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Truly amazing

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Still digging the fruit?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Fruit grows on trees numpty.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:41, Reply)

*waits for the pedants to swoop*
*anticipates mentions of tomato vines*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

You don't dig for tomatoes.

( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

or strawberrys

(PsychoChomp, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I am all over the fruit like motherfucking greenfly.
I had an apple for breakfast and I'm about to eat a banana.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:01, Reply)

ROCK 'N' ROLL!!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 16 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)