The birth certificate thing is because you can change your name
and get issued a new one, or an amended one, or if you lose your original you'll get another one sent to you.

I don't deal with bureaucracy anymore, I stopped working for the council years ago
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:43, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well, there are a lot of reasons you can think of, but
You need as well another paper to prove you are alive and ok to marry. This is a paper that the registrar will give you. This is a paper that can't be more than 6 months old (for obvious reasons)

The registrar can't give you a paper with a name on it that it's not your name. Can't give you the paper if you're not alive. Why do you need an updated birth certificate??
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:51, Reply)

What?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Christ I'm glad you didn't understand that either
I thought I become as retarded as Vipros there.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:53, Reply)

FUCKING MASSIVE BEARDY CUNT
I hope he dies of AIDs in his face.

It seems to be a series of contradictory comments, I cannot for the life of me fathom what she's getting at
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:54, Reply)

now now...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:55, Reply)

Hi Vipros, how's things?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

can't complain
how are you?

you look smashing in that blouse...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Ta very much, you massive beardy twat
I'm rather well, thank you for asking
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

splendid!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Get a room!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:03, Reply)

And a plastic sheet.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

and some
wet wipes for afterwards
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

but that would prevent the crust from forming....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)

where you lie glued together
you mean? Allowed just to be Bert and Vip
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:13, Reply)

It's alright Vippy
Berties just getting himself upset ONLINE
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I'm not upset
just because I hope somebody dies slowly and painfully, while being raped by that black guy from the Green Mile, doesn't mean I'm upset
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

She's forrin.
Give her a chance.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Why?
If she wants to come on our website she should learn our Fackin' language. And take that Fackin' Burhka off too. Fackin Forrins and there Fackin' noncey ways.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

THEY DINT GIVE US A CANCE WEN THEY BANED R FLAGS

(PsychoChomp, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Thank you

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Ah, that explains it
Who'd marry a foreigner anyway though?

You'd have to be pretty fucking desperate
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:01, Reply)

He isn't
I'm awesome.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:06, Reply)

^^ This

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

:D

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

*nods in agreement*

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:08, Reply)

:D x 2

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

She's like me
she must be awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)

esome ful
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I can believe you would think that of me
But Kitty? Kitty??

Who are you, anyway!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)

Just some massive beardy twat with face AIDZlol

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)

And obssessed with croisants as well
Now I know I don't need to worry. Thanks.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Let's see, slowly
To get married you need (among other things) 2 very important papers:

-Birth certificate
-A paper from the register saying you are alive and ok to marry (I don't remember the English name)

That second paper, can't be more than 6 months old, because you could die or remarry during that period. That paper needs your name on it, the signature of the registrar and a few more things.

Clearly, if the name on that paper is the same as the name in your birth certificate, you don't need a birth certificate less than 6 months old, do you?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 14:59, Reply)

Yes, you do.
Why?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Nah, I'm still lost. Sorry.
Probably because of stupid British bureaucracy though, and nothing to do with the language you're using
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:02, Reply)

That's Spanish bureaucracy
And Mark's quite lost with it as well, and getting very frustrated.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:05, Reply)

at least it's not the Spanish Inquisition

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:09, Reply)

You never know
I'm trying to get a Catholic wedding, but it's making everything 3 times as complicated, so I might just go for a civil one.

It'd be fun to the the priest dressed with one of those red capes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 17 Jun 2010, 15:11, Reply)