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Choked to death on the creamy filling.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:03,
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But what a way to go
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Bazongaloid, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:04,
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Oh man, that's how I want to go. Creamy filling running down my chin.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:08,
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*lowers newspaper*
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:08,
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Eugh god, I can't believe you're going tonight when you weren't even invited.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:12,
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hahaha
non sequential, love it.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:13,
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Don't worry I'll barely talk to you.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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Barely or avoid my gaze at all costs?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:25,
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I will say hello and try to be nice
then give up and go talk to someone who doesn't hate me.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:25,
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HAHAHAHAH
Good luck with that.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:27,
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It'll probably end up being someone giving out metros on the street.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:28,
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Aw now you're just trying to fill in for Kaol.
Needs more tramp juice.
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wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:30,
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Please dont
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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ok then
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PsychoChomp, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:39,
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happy to oblige
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:08,
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Proffers chin
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:12,
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*Smashes you in the face with an oversized chocolate eclair*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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*spluffs*
it's like all my dreams come true!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:20,
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Oh...jeez....now I'm gonna...
*convulses, collapses, grinning inanely with a damp crotch*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:21,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post760483
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:22,
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Great, now you've created an infinite loop of the two of us Gushing
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:23,
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the universe may as well just end now
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:30,
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Wha? What did I do to deseve that? Vipros was giving me the good stuff
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:25,
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no wait
this'll work
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:26,
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You wanted choclatey-creamy goodness on your face
I was obliging!
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:26,
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If you like
While you're dazed and covered in cream, we can bosh one out on your slightly-concussed face?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:28,
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But Vipros was doing it perfectly well and you barged in and Oh oh oh I'm so mad I could scream
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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*hangs head*
Was just trying to help
*drops remains of oversized chocolate eclair*
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:38,
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awww I has a sad for you!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:52,
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Pfft
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 18 Jun 2010, 16:56,
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