Why is shopping so hard?
I was shopping with a pall yesterday. We popped into Lush quickly before going home, and I think EVERY staff member approached us. Now the shop wasn't busy, so I'm sure that everyone on duty was well aware of the fact that we had been offered help.

GRRRR.

I particularly took offence to the fact that no less than three different assistants asked me if I had shopped in Lush before. The worst of it is that I actually wanted to buy something and I left without taking my credit card out.

Don't even get me started how people in shops have all of a sudden started calling me Madam.
(lympicita_ie, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 18:38, 61 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Part of the training that gets drilled into Lush employees is to approach every single customer so they feel valued/harrassed.
They station someone on every section there, so someone will explain how the bubble bars work, someone on ballistics, someone on facemasks because a lot of people wont understand what to do with it because it looks so odd compared with other beauty shops.

If you can't remember to take your credit card, then it's hardly their fault that you couldn't buy anything.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 18:46, Reply)

I think the implication was that she wanted to buy something
but because of the annoying staff she left without taking out her credit card.

That's how I read it anyway. So there, I'm disagreeing with you ONLINE. Now call me a cunt.

Also, the OP is upset because she is old and therefore is being referred to as Madam despite being a lonely spinster.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:06, Reply)

I think it's an ambiguous statement. She could have left her credit card at home or in her wallet. Either way she did not purchase any products in Lush. Therefore she fails as a consumer.
PS. You're a cunt
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:22, Reply)

I agree with Al
except for the bit where you say he is a cunt. I agree with that.

how was friday night? I've been too disturbed by the photos on facebook to draw any conclusions from them.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:30, Reply)

Did you see the one of Rapey snogging?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I did
slightly less disturbing than the ones of him not snogging because at least his rape-o-vision is hidden away
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:38, Reply)

This is very true
Yeah it was a fun night. I couldn't be arsed to ask people what they were drinking so I just bought a random selection of 10 pints and Wookie drank most of them :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:42, Reply)

good old Wookiee
sounds like fun. I will manage to get up there for some bash action at some point. I'm much better than most people, so you'll enjoy that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:45, Reply)

Croissant?
Oh my mistake, you already have one.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:47, Reply)

;-)
I still haven't figured out who that was
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Mwahahahahahaha
No it wasn't me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:53, Reply)

I don't really mind who it was
because it amused me quite a lot :-)

I have now lost the pic that was overwritten though, which is a shame.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:56, Reply)

HAHA
You child abuser.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:56, Reply)

Noncing like the best of them

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I drank one of them
and then tried another and discovered it was some hideous wheet beer, so I gave it to dj
(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 19:56, Reply)

I had a cider thrust into my hand by Wookie.
That is pretty much the last thing I remember. But fun was had!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:01, Reply)

cider cock
hand mouth
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Hmmmmm
I do love the wheaty goodness. I was a bit pissed by the time I left. I vaguely recall having dodge conversations with bill, trying to guilt trip Applebite and getting risky with Becky. I took some slapper home with me too.
( djtrialprice, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:13, Reply)

Oh you didn't did you?
You should watch out, you could catch anything of people like that.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:16, Reply)

I think I've caught scouse :(

( djtrialprice, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Oh god, you're fucked now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:31, Reply)

Yep
But at least I can receive a hug without crying like a bitch.
( djtrialprice, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:33, Reply)

I don't have to try to exert my manliness by squishing the living daylights out of people
I just show them my cock instead
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:37, Reply)

Especially very thin people like you.
He's nothing but a big bully OFFLINE
(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:38, Reply)

He's a massive bastard

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:48, Reply)

You were tickling me mercilessly
You're a beast
( djtrialprice, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 21:05, Reply)

I love how everyone's so surprised
that you're not a massive bullying twat in real life
( djtrialprice, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 21:04, Reply)

It's quite funny isn't it
When I said hello to Amberl and chickenlady was stood beside me and said "You see he's not a bastard in real life, he's a really nice person"
(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 21:22, Reply)

This is true.
And what's this about photos?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 22:11, Reply)

They're up on facemong

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Amberl's
as far as I know wookie, apple, roota, and I have been tagged.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 22:25, Reply)

You hurt when you hug. I hope your back was full of pain

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:20, Reply)

You shouldn't be so much fun to squeeze then
that or MTFU
( djtrialprice, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:22, Reply)

I made it clear that I was in pain. You're just a bastard.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:22, Reply)

You also kicked her IN THE FACE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 23:45, Reply)

I've just signed up for the bash in November. You should totally come to that..

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Awwww, that would be fantastic
It's motorhead the night before too.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:15, Reply)

Oh man, I totally want to do both
What awesome gigs are coming up that still have tickets available? I can actually afford to buy some
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:20, Reply)

I'm going to see Sarah Blasko at the Electric Ballroom 17th November
Other than that and motorhead I have no other gigs planned at the moment.
(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Ooooooo
Nashville Pussy are playing 14th August at the Garage
(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Rubbish

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:31, Reply)

WHAT!?
Nashville Pussy are awesome!
(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I meant rubbish, no one's playing that I know and like.
Considering Pearl Jam on Friday. I could get in for free if I go on a date with an uggo, or shell out £47.50
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:38, Reply)

Sidlechomp has tickets for Pearl Jam?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:41, Reply)

I doubt it. Rapey's got shit taste in music

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I like your new nickname better

(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Psychorapey or rapeychomp. I just can't decide

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Can I suggest rapeyraperape.

( girlinthehole, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Pffft

(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Hahahaha!
We're not known for subtlety on here.
( girlinthehole, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:57, Reply)

I think that name belongs to someone else.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:57, Reply)

I enjoy you using the phrase "Sidlechomp".
wonder what witty double act came up with that?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 22:06, Reply)

I wonder indeed

(Bazongaloid, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 22:09, Reply)

I'm sad that THOSE PHOTOS are the only ones of me in action
on that note, I think i scarred wookie for life
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 22:23, Reply)

I think you two would make a nice couple

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 22:25, Reply)

he escaped unscathed

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 22:27, Reply)

Maybe for now
but he seems like a nice bloke, you appear to be a perfectly adequate young lady.

Bump uglies like a pair of sweaty rapist bastards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 22:30, Reply)

I read that as.
"Bow down to me, mere mortal retail outlet staff, for I am a consumer ! Bow down at my will, watch me as I parouse your shop's goods, take interest in purchasing goods with my godly money, toyal with your hearts as I walk around. Do not dare to speak to me unless you are spoken to, for I am a consumer ! One of great importance. I pay your wages, don't you know, and I feed your families. As such, I have looked negativly upon your person, and today I shall do the thumbs down and not purchase goods. No, dear mortal, 'tis not because I have no means or desire, but because I lay forth a distaste to you and wish to give you the burdon of a non-sale. As such, I shall now leave you all, for there are other shops in this shopping district where I shall lay down judgement upon other mear mortals of retail facilities, and should I look upon them with the same disapproval as I do of you, then they shall find themselves with a fait worst than death, the fait of a No Sale."

But then again, I am dyslexic, could be that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:07, Reply)

Hahahahahahah. This

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 20:08, Reply)

Why were you shopping with a pall?
Were you on your way to a funeral, and just thought, 'you know what I could really do with right now? A shower smoothie!'
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 20 Jun 2010, 21:12, Reply)

Dear Mr Monkeysex
I was shopping with a pal because apparently retail therapy is the cure for a broken heart.

In reality not so much, I have a rather dodgy green mac and an assortment of body lotions.
(lympicita_ie, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 0:08, Reply)