A character from my youth
sucked a dog's cock for a wrap of speed.

Only to be told that said wrap of speed did not, in fact, exist.

For this and for many, many other reasons I consider the fellow to be a complete cunt. I mean - speed? Please.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:45, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

dear god

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

That is fucking hilarious
Genuinely

Although it does raise the question, what would you need to be promised to suck a dog's cock? Do you have a sliding scale of drugs to animals? Is there another creature whose cock you'd suck in exchange for a lower-quality drug?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

fairly sure I wouldn't suck any animal's dick
for any drugs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

^ this is of course my real answer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Frankly I prefer your first
You're lucky this isn't Mastermind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

There should be more questions like
'what drugs would you need to be promised to suck a dog's cock?' on Mastermind, if you ask me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

If The Weakest Link goes well I plan to follow in my father's footsteps and go on Mastermind next
I'll make my specialist subject "the crazy ramblings of Monty Boyce", if you like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

For two trips and a dab of mephedrone I'd blow a diseased camel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

FFS!
The worst thing I ever did for a wrap of speed was make someone dinner.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

That's WEIRD
When I'm on speed the last thing I want is dinner
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Speedpiss.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Sorry about that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

It was before we went out.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I don't think I would enjoy speed.
I think I would really enjoy smack though, that stuff cirtainly sounds like it feels good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

It's fucking terrible stuff Gonz (speed*).
The worst drug out of the traditional canon. I tried heroin once but (luckily, I think) I did it wrong and it burned up in the air rather than me actually smoking it.


*all the downsides of drug-taking and terribly bad for you but with no real noticable effect save hyperactivity. Great. Makes your teeth fall out and strips calcium from your stomach lining too.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I agree Monty.
But it made me dance like a loon all night.
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)

I don't think I would like any kind of 'upper', beyond a can of red bull.
I probably need it more than most, with my loldrugz and all that, that it would put me on an even-keel or something, but I like being all chilled out and relaxed, and hate anxiety.

Some people said that I should do weed as a painkiller too, but I really don't like the effect weed has on me, or on others, and the smell really stands out for me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I can't really cope with anything stronger than a cup of coffee nowadays without getting jittery.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Amateurs. Pah!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I'm glad.
I paid my dues and now I'm high on life. (Well slowly getting there).
( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:09, Reply)

weed isn't for everyone
works wonders for me though :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Mate - my ex paid me for babysitting on Friday
with some polm and some Mexican Ice (reputed to be the strongest hashish on earth) which her landlord brought back from Holland 2 days ago.

Jesus fucking Christ it's pokey.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

excellent
I got some green the other day from a different source than usual. had a spliff of my normal stuff one evening. had a single skin of the new stuff an hour or so later and could hardly walk afterwards.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Sometimes
I think you can become accustomed to the hit if you're smoking one particular strain for a while. When you switch to a new one it seems fucking nuts but that can wear off after a while – then you can go back to the old one and rediscover its majesty. Everyone’s happy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

a change is as good as a rest as they say!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Indeed they do,
I have to say constantly smoking this Ice whilst trying to hold down a job might prove somewhat tricky. I was flat on my back on about three tokes...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:25, Reply)

Wiggy bought a hookah recently
and put green in it on Saturday for the first time. Everyone but him just passed out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Wiggy is my kind of chap.
My nickname was, for a time as a teenager, 'leather lungs'...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:30, Reply)

better than mine, which was leatherface
*sobs*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:41, Reply)

You also forgot that sex on speed is mindnumbingly rubbish.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I had no idea it was even possible.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Once you get it up, it stays up
For hours. You'd be amazed how quickly it becomes dull to just thrust away with no possibility of an orgasm on the horizon
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:11, Reply)

*insert joke about shagging your mum*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)

Hehe
"insert"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Perish the thought.

( girlinthehole, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

He was a public schoolboy from an immensely wealthy background too.
Probably could have bought an entire meth lab out of his allowance...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Mind you, it's not like they'd have much use for the food whilst on speed.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 21 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)