I've got a crap shoulder from going climbing at Mile end on Saturday and not warming up properly first
It huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurts
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:41, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You sure it's not from getting flung over a sofa several times on Friday?
Where there's blame there's a claim...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I think it's more likely from where I fell off an indoor climbing wall and banged my shoulder. But yes, I still blame your evil boyfriend. For he is evil. Yes.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:44, Reply)

It's since he cut his hair.

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:49, Reply)

YES

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Yeah but do we agree he looks better, even if he's now more evil?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Well he doesn't resemble THE LORD OUR GOD anymore. I haven't decided if that's a good thing or not yet though.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I couldn't do it with Our Lord
No way
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

but it would have more meaning when you start screaming the lord's prayer.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

Pfft

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

It's like saying the Proclaimers would be less ugly if one of them lost a head.

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:58, Reply)

Now is that an oxymoron or just moronic? I forget?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaaaa
Um...you is like well naughty.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Innit tho!

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

braap

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Aight blud?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)

word

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 11:46, Reply)

You can go off people, y'know...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I do it all the time.
Al is banned from posting a comment under this post.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:04, Reply)

FILTH

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:05, Reply)

FOUR DAYS!

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:06, Reply)

You were doing it all the time for four days?
Bet you were walking funny at the end.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:08, Reply)

You'll be walking funny with NO NUTS.

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I think you'll find
It's raisins that I lack.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

*looks*
Oh you poor man.
( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Fucking raisins

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:18, Reply)

I packed away all my climbing gear yesterday as I doubt I'll get to use it for quite some time.
SADFACE.

Goodbye, 5.10s. Goodbye, liquid chalk. Goodbye, Black Diamond Alpine Bod harness that should have been replaced about 5 years ago.

Sniff.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:09, Reply)

Climb with the babby in one of those babygrabbers on your chest!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

But hello pooey nappies!

( thealternativefact, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:10, Reply)

I'm usually the one shitting myself on the final clip.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:13, Reply)

Ooh you know all the proper names and stuff. I used to teach kids how to do it and can't remember for the life of me what most of it is called now.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Aye, I went through a phase where I was climbing indoors two or three times a week
and outdoors every other weekend.

That lasted a couple of years then I split up with my climbing partner and didn't trust him at the pointy end of the rope.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:14, Reply)

^^This
*sadfaces*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:15, Reply)

See! We should totally climb together even though we are miles and miles apart.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I think this is a plan
Especially as I now have absolutely no nerve left whatsoever!
I went mountain biking on Sunday with PJM and the nuggets along part of the North Downs Way - had to get off and walk along some singletrack because I was scared I'd fall off.
No fucking nerve at all anymore.

Maybe I should take up something more restful.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Extreme knitting.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:22, Reply)

I'd be afraid of cutting off blood supply to my fingers
I always used to do that when my granny taught me to knit.

And there's the needles too - I could poke them in someone's eyes (on purpose).
I'll just be the gibbering wreck in the corner, okay?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:26, Reply)

HELLO THERE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:27, Reply)

HELLO
Shame we never chatted on Friday. I think you look like Albrecht Durer.

www.jim3dlong.com/1498_Albrecht_Durer_Self-Portrait-WL400.jpg

Without the hat, obviously.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:31, Reply)

I like those paintings you can get down Covent Garden, with the planets and the wolves and stuff like that, which glow in neon light.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Are they as good as the ones that you get in Indian restaurants?
You know, the ones that are lit up from within and have waterfalls that move. Are the wolves as good as that?

Nothing can beat moving waterfalls in a picture.
FACT.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:37, Reply)

It's close, but not quite as good.
But if you put the neon painting behind a fish tank, then you've got a winner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Especially if you've got neon tetras
or whatever those little darty fishes are called.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I do a bit, eh?
Next time we shall chat FO SHO'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Good plan

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 22 Jun 2010, 10:43, Reply)