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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm not good enough at anything to have a title.
Except when we play 'Most likely'. I fucking hate that game.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:32, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I think you probably win
best skinny emo boy shagger 2010

and

most likely to show her breasts to strangers 2009-2010
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:35, Reply)
Shame you weren't a stranger, eh al?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)
Yeah, all he got was a bit of thigh.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)
I have a feeling that was enough

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)
When the tents a rocking, don't come a knocking

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)
But then it got really cold and he gave me a hoodie
Which I wrapped around my legs, so he didn't even get that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)
But he got the hoody back?
Did he clutch it to his face, inhale deeply, his leg twitching like a shitting dog?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Yep.
And the chair I was sat in.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)
He's proper wrong that one

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Yes and No
I have enough problems with feeling guilty without having to deal with looking at a young girls breasts.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)
At the end of the day,
I AM 10 years younger than you, you old fart.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Exactly
It's one thing to talk about it, but the reality is just a bit creepy. Much like Rapey.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)
Don't put yourself down.
You'll never be that bad
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Actually, it's more like 2006 - 2010.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Hottest B3tan I've Seen In Their Underwear
I don't think Amberl stripped off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:37, Reply)
You're lucky
she might have had someones eye out
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:40, Reply)
they're not that big
it's not I'm like Jordan. People just think they're big because I'm not a massive fatty, just a half-hearted one
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I like this description.
I'm a half-hearted fatty too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Amberl really does have big boobs
However much she likes to protest.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)
due to a lack of competition
No3L is top of my hottest B3tan I've seen in their underwear list.

*sadfaces*
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I'm the hottest b3tan I've seen in undies
*even sadderer face*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)
shit, I just basically said that I'm not as hot as No3L....

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)
You didn't think that through

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)
Or that you're so fat that you've never actually seen your own underwear

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:43, Reply)
I've never been that fat fortunately

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Ha!

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Haha!
In one blow you complimented her, then said "Yeah, but Amber's hotter".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Amber has got much much bigger tits.
So I don't mind.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)
*goes to happy place*

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)
to be honest
I think I've said this twice. But I would 100% swap my tits for her legs. Obviously not in exchange of place, but just generally
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Haha!
Leg tits! Someone photoshop this.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I was going to Paint Smash it
But thought AmberI might not appreciate having a pic of her on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)
do it anyway
bert paintmashed a pic of him and hitlercock jizzing over my mrs and that didn't bother me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)
go for it
just don't use a hideously ugly photo
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)
*debates being mean or not*
hmmm.....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)
you're just going to say
all my photos are ugly. I've heard it before :P
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)
*pouts*
you're no fun
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:07, Reply)
There are NO decent pics of Applebite for Destruction's legs
None that fit a pic of AmberI anyway. And no profile (as in, side on) pics of AmberI either, so can't use the pole dancing pics...

I shall persevere.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Yes there are, go further back.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:15, Reply)
Eh, it'll do, wasted too much time already

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:18, Reply)
Foot fetishists on the web explode!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:21, Reply)
You said you'd switch with me too
so that means we'd have to have a breast each whilst you got four legs. Not a fair deal Amberl The Centaur!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)
MONOBOOBS

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)
haha!
I'd swap with either of you to be honest, because you both have great legs and I don't. Maybe you could do a boob-share between you? Like a time-share but better
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Tits aren't everything
Roseanne Barr has bigger tits that you.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Everyone has bigger tits than me.
Al probably has bigger tits than me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)
Woe is you

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)
Nah, I love it.
According to a random survey done by my friends at Download, my breasts are the perfect size.

Sadly, I have a feeling many of the people they asked just wanted to get into my knickers.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)
I can't believe people would lie about breasts just to get into a 19 year old girls underwear.
I'm shocked at the state of humanity.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Outrageous, isn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)
Part of the survey involved them copping a feel.
So it is highly likely they were all lying.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I like the scientific approach

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)
They probably did
I haven't met you, so can't comment, but my lady's are actually perfect. Best breasts I've ever seen in the flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I think there may be some kind of bias
because I'd say the same of those belonging to my mrs.

although, not my ex. hers were too big :-/
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I think there is some bias, but still my point stands firm
Too big is never good, but better than barely-gropable.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I'd agree with that

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I don't think I do.
We can meassure them if you want.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:46, Reply)
A challenger eh?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)
Pfff
You have clearly not met me yet. I'm never defeated!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:06, Reply)
Oh Yes!
Get in! :D
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)
yes, I would like to get in... To your pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)
smoooth

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:01, Reply)
Well, it's not the worse chat up line I've been on the receiving end of.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:04, Reply)
true
it's not the worst by any means
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)
I think I changed my shirt
you just missed it haha
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)
I feel bad for Lampito now.
EDIT - Hang on, what the fuck is that "lol" doing at the end of that post? WE ARE NOT A HOME TO SHIT LIKE THAT.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I'm so glad it wasn't just me who thought this
I was barely able to contain myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)
I wanted you to spasm
and twitch uncontrollably as you cried
Edit I'll edit if it'll make you feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 13:50, Reply)

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