surely that's a bit harsh
i mean come on, baldmonkey? thats a terrible thing to call anyone (except baldmonkey of course)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

i must agree
that being called "baldmonkey" is potentially defamatory and could result in a high value damages claim.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

I'm taking a stand on this one
I believe Ian Hislop will be funding my legal battle. I intend use Rachelswipe's breasts as my first witness.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

I'm afraid they have other plans

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

Do they involve her father and some whipped cream?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 16:59, Reply)

they might....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)

um yeah
they might be busy that night too
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)

in all fairness
my breasts more often get in the way of witnessing things. like my feet, for example.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Mine do
And I've dipped them in my dinner twice this year
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:06, Reply)

what was it?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)

dj's cock surrounded with mashed potato

(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)

sounds tasty

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Only with decent gravy though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

the baby sort?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:17, Reply)

that's for afters

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:18, Reply)

Oh man that would rule

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:09, Reply)

pesky things
get right in the way!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:11, Reply)

My family make a big deal of it as well
"Hahah she's dipped her thripnies in her dinner!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:12, Reply)

when i was little apparently i saw my grandma in the nak
and asked my mother very loudly why my grandma had "three tummies".

if only i had known at the age of 2 that the fucking things were hereditary, i'd have slept in a bra since.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:15, Reply)

I slept in my bra for a great deal of my late teens and early 20s
I hope it has served some purpose
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:16, Reply)

if your nips aren't on speaking terms with your knees just yet
i'd say you're ok. i have been using anti-wrinkle cream since i was about 13, that better work too!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:22, Reply)

Forgot about the anti-wrinkle thing
And I'm allergic to everything now so it's way too late :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:24, Reply)

I've just passed 30
and as a result I shall be shopping for my first bra soon. Can you recommend any good brands who'd cater for a 42AA?
( Kroney, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:25, Reply)

marks and sparks
they will measure you too. you could actually be a 44AAA.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:33, Reply)

my mum swears by suncream
she's made me put it on practically every day since I was thirteen. It had better work
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:25, Reply)

I've been factor 40-ing since I was 17

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:27, Reply)

We're just ridiculously pale
I'm the only person I know who buys factor 50 stuff
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:28, Reply)

It's a very sensible thing to do though
After spending time in Oz I never use anything below Factor 30.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:29, Reply)

My familiy believed in burning yourself enough times that it didn't burn any more
Not me though. I'm factor 50 now.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:30, Reply)

that just sounds painful
glad you were the sensible one
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:32, Reply)

me too
before my mother died my parents had a holiday home in spain, and she used to have to buy me factor 50. it invariably said "para los ninos" (for kids).

i was 22 when they bought it.

my father, meanwhile, could tan in siberia at midnight. he is positively mahogany coloured now from golf. and at 67, barely a wrinkle in sight. most unfair, why the hell did i not inherit that?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 17:32, Reply)

To be fair
baldmonkey is a massive cunt who looks like the slightly more effeminate cousin of Alan Carr.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 Jun 2010, 19:32, Reply)