I was going to do jugs of Pimms and Mojitos
I keep wanting to spell jugs with two Gs, I don't know why.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:13, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Make some Furious Jenkins.
It's like Pimms but use Relentless instead of lemonade.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Plebian

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

good name

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

It'll be like having a party for children, everyone will be running around all hyper
and I'll have to tell people off for climbing on the roof.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Pimms must be made in the following manner
Pimms
Lemonade
Gin
Gingeer Beer
Cucumber, strawberries, oranges and mint
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:17, Reply)

cucumber is fucking vile

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I forgot about your hatred of cucumber; least offensive of all salad vegetables

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:21, Reply)

it's disgusting
I pity you poor fools who can't taste it's vile fucking strongness as you are obviously missing out on the tastes of other things that aren't fucking horrible
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)

It's not as bad as celery.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:25, Reply)

it's much worse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:26, Reply)

Celery is so wrong
It's taints everythjing with it's horridness
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

celery is just disgusting.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

that's what cucumber does
but much worse than celery!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Have you n oticed that you are the only peerson to dislike cucumber?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I know a guy who can smell cucumber from the next room

(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I can smell your mum from the next room

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)

why is she in the next room?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I told her to clean herself up and wait there

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Kitty is burgling your parents' house as we speak.
Stop buggering about on the internet and ring them for goodness sake.
(Cave Duck, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I dislike cucumber...
... because of the way it taints the inside of sandwiches.

It's okay in salads though
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I dont mind cucumber
but I wouldnt defile a perfectly good pimms with it (I dont care what the ad says)
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)

He's not

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Oh, I thought he was weird

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I know a few people who feel the same
it tastes really strong and horrible to me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:35, Reply)

SUCK IT BITCH

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:34, Reply)

The cucumber?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:40, Reply)

yeah, why not

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:47, Reply)

To be honest I don't like cucumber either
but if it's in a salad I'll eat it because it's not very offensive.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)

You don't add extra gin to Pimms!
That's insane behaviour!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:22, Reply)

It gives it some kick and the ginger beer balances the sweetness
Trust me on this
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:24, Reply)