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And italy are getting beat :((
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:30,
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16 years ago)
My Grandad is half eye-tieHas a cooooool surname and everything
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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Penises pluralOr does Italy have one massive, boot-shaped collective cock?
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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Yes, it's called Silvio BerlusconiHa ahha ahh ah errrr
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:41,
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What an awful joke@Al, I also would have accepted penii
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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Hence the body copy...@Bert we have nested replies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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@NakedapeI want OT back the way it used to be
Also, I'm on my phone, trying to lower my thumb-mileage
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:51,
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Are you insane??????EDIT: Actually, I shouldn't make generalisations.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:48,
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According to my last psych evaluation... yes.I love them both, but Greeks just take the win. Partly cos I can say "No, I don't have a boyfriend" in Greek.
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they promise all and deliver nothingAnd then are VERY surprised when you dump them.
in fact they don't believe they are dumped. They assume you must be joking and stalk you anyway.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:53,
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But they are so nice to look at!I don't let it get that far anyway.
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They rapidly become ugly before your eyes when you realise that they are utter plantpots(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:56,
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Haha, Plantpot.I enjoy this. I'll have to remember it for future use.
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They only eat all dayAnd watch football. And get upset with you for no reason.
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300Is not a documentary
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:53,
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It was awesomeHad fighting and boobs for the men too.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:08,
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How could you, my grandfather is dead, you insensitive git!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:44,
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My English grandad is on his way outSo by mentioning grandfathers and death in the same sentence you have offended me
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:45,
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I'm English and at some point will die, thus I am doubly offended(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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Are you referring to mortality in general now?You bastard. That also applies to me.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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I am a bastard you shitting cow's nipple!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:48,
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YAY!He's not my biological grandad but I didn't discover this until I was 11 so I am 'culturally italian'
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:46,
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I think he means "cunturally"(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:54,
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Thanks, lets see if we can get it in the dictionaryCuntural: Pretentious art, literature, theatre or film hailed as a masterpiece by trendy skinny jeaned twunts, but obviously a pile of turd to the general public
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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AlongsideEgotestical: An arrogant liar who lacks the skill or charisma to get away with it, and is in such denial that they believe the bollocks they spew.
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:11,
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