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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was going to say exactly the same thing

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:34, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I think Bert is working on stealing the title

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:37, Reply)
The difference is
I'm not also a massive spastic cunt.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)
I never thought you were a cunt in the first place
although I've never suffered at the hands of your wrath.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Wrath her Al, wrath her HARD.

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:27, Reply)
Bert is more generally abusive
Al concentrates his bullying in streams of viciousness designed to overlook his pathetic jealousy and need for attention
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)
ooh meow!
has Al upset you?
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Well, every exchange of opinions I've ever had with Al has begun with
him telling me what a phenomenally ugly cunt I am and how I'm unbelievably lucky to have a girlfriend like mine

It's a good job I don't have huge self-esteem problems and spend every day wondering why on earth a woman as beautiful as Ms Foxtrot would give me a second look, eh? Oh...

Plus, he SO wants me.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:50, Reply)
If you were the sort of person who woke up every morning
wondering why the woman next to you hadn't snuck off in the middle of the night to find someone who could satisfy her and who she could look in the face without a feeling of intense nausea, then you wouldn't be the Darth Foxtrot we all know and, well, post replies too.

Also, you would have gone to KFC by now. But if you're lucky a b3tan might have called the police on your behalf.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:52, Reply)
I have two theories about you
One is that you so want me.

The other is that, like everyone else who calls me gay, you're consumed by outrageous jealousy that my girlfriend is massively more attractive than anyone you've ever been anywhere near, and you can't work out how I pulled her.

Frankly, I think the first is more likely.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:56, Reply)
Ahh, but to blow your second theory out of the water, I've seen Mrs to be Al and she's totally hot. I would.

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)
That brings us back to theory number one
I can't I'm surprised
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:00, Reply)
I'm surprised that you can't string a sentence together. No wait, I'm not.

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)
Oh, I really wish I could defend myself against that
I can't even be bothered to ninja it. Am suitably embarrassed
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:02, Reply)
spastic

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Guilty as charged
*mongs*
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:10, Reply)
But he's right, so what's the problem

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:58, Reply)
Fucking hell, you're hilarious
I absolutely have not heard that before *claps*
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)
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clap
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:01, Reply)
world's most annoying post?
could be
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)
This is me caring
So so much.

Hello croissantchops, how goes it?
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:05, Reply)
not bad
aside from the horrible personal attacks that have been made against me

if only I understood where Ian Dury was coming from my life would be so much better.

how are you?
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:09, Reply)
Who's making personal attacks? Want me to fuck their shit up? I'm only about for a limited time today as I have naps to fit in since bastard cat woke me at 4:30am today.

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:13, Reply)
naa it's cool
cave duck was just being emo and sensitive. I'll forgive him, otherwise he might cut himself.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:16, Reply)
Cave Duck is a cunt

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:17, Reply)
I think it should be on teh popular page

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:07, Reply)
I concur
Damn, I thought it was going to fuck up the whole popular page, but it didn't :(
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:08, Reply)
Just ignore him
she's not that hot.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:21, Reply)
Al does seem to have some idea of where the line is
Bert is so far over the line, he can't even se the line, the line is a dot to him.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Oh nakedape
You had to go and quote friends didn't you.
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Fuck I knew I knew that from somewhere
I'll go and stand in the corner and think about what I've done
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:06, Reply)
Good point, Mr Tribbiani

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)
Funny
I was about to say something about croissants. Maybe we've swapped brains without realising?
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:38, Reply)
I though Vipros had started mincing more than usual.

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Hmmmmm
Vipros does have a hot fiancee. And I've never seen Vipros and Darth in the same room together.

I have a conspiracy theory!
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:41, Reply)
it's wrong
I can't dance for shit
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:03, Reply)
And my efforts to grow facial hair are laughable

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:11, Reply)
That sentence makes no sense
If you're going to mock me, O'Hara, at least get the grammar right
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:42, Reply)
ooh I missed a t off, throw me to the lions!

(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:45, Reply)
*releases lions*
*throws*

There you go
(, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 11:48, Reply)

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