Are you gonna tell us about this bleedin date or what like?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:49, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

God, just because you're not getting any now you're part of a couple (with a massive woofter)
you don't have to be so desperate.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:51, Reply)

I too want to know about the date
telling half a story is most infuriating.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Sorry, I went for my lunch.
It wasn't a croissant. I've told the rest now, it's up there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

what film did you go see?
Was it a lame romcom?

I saw Prince of Persia on Monday, it was fit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Pfft, romcoms can get to fuck.
It was Prince of Persia. I drooled over Jake Gyllenhall the entire way through.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Wasn't the princess annoying?!
I really enjoyed it though, it's very true to the game. Jake is all kinds of fit, although I did laugh out loud at his first spoken words because his accent was dreadful.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I like the princess from the Sky adverts
"Stop putting vegetables in my bed. It's perverse."
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Yes! I love this too!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

also, she is quite hot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Yeah! She was the only bit I didn't like.
Loved the ostrich racing. Never played the game, so I can't comment on that. And I was too busy enjoying the view to care about what he was saying.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:13, Reply)

the games are fucking superb
very hard to finish though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Aaaaah
You have to put away your sword and walk through your mirror image.
*is old*
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:22, Reply)

I downloaded POP from brothersoft.com the other day
it's still a fucking awesome game.

As is Robocod.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I was thinking more of the more recent games
like POP: Sands of Time

but the old ones are quality. and you are right, so is Robocod
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:25, Reply)

djtp was referring to the completion of the original game
and I was replying to him.

Mnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggh
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:29, Reply)

will check that link out later
I like a good retro game session every now and then. Soleil, Street Fighter II, Populous, Speedball II, Vectorman, WWF Wrestlefest, Sonic etc.
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Brothersoft are awesome
I downloaded a bunch of other games too, New Zealand Story, Golden Axe, Speedball 2...

They're a hell of a lot fucking harder than I remember though
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:34, Reply)

All old games were harder than modern ones
Ghouls and Ghosts is fucking nightmarishly hard.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I don't think I ever completed the first level of Ghouls and Ghosts
or Shadow Beast for that matter.

Stupid fucking games.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:38, Reply)

ever play Turrican 2?
that was hard as fuck

great game though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Again, never got beyond the first level
stop reminding me how shit I was in my childhood
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I remember that vividly
And the frustration at working it out after dying many times over.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:24, Reply)

Wasn't there some bonus thing on it
if you completed it in under an hour?

I think it took me about 3-4 hours :C
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:33, Reply)

You know that cockney guy was Doc Oc from Spiderman?
I was IMDBing it and had no idea until I spotted him. He's awesome.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:26, Reply)

He was also in Chocolat
EDIT: And he's the guy who gets killed at the start of the first Indiana Jones film
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

*hands over crown*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Crown of?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Back when I first invented Off Topic
I secretly proclaimed myself the best looking man here, but now that I've seen a proper photo of your young self, I've had to pass the torch on

EDIT but saying you're the best looking bloke here isn't really saying much
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:42, Reply)

It's all good
I'd like to thank God, you know, he's always been there for m...hey, wait! Where are you going?

Who turned off the lights?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I like to think of myself as God of Off Topic
Judging you all from my Mount Olympus, smiting when I see fit.

Yeah, that's who I am, Zeus
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:49, Reply)

In that case, I declare myself an Offtopic Atheist.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Teeheehee
*smites*

To the bowels of Cerberus with you!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)

You can't smite me,
I'm fucking Artemis, bitch and I'll blind you for accidentally looking at my tits.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Sounds like a female version of the Juggernaut
Bitch
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

That's only one of my senses
I'd use the other five to cop a feel, have a sniff, taste 'em, and erm.. the other two
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Listen to them?
Then I'd turn you into a stag and hunt you down with my pack of dogs. And then mount your head on my wall.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Phwoar
you really know how to get me going
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:05, Reply)

What can I say
I'm a master.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 14:10, Reply)

And I'm Agnostic

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Oh, Halibut,
That doesn't happen until you're married.
I'd take the day off and go and bum Mrs Al from now until the wedding if I were you.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:52, Reply)

He can manage that in his lunch break
Including travel time and a baguette.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)

That's what the honeymoon is for
Three whole weeks of nothing but bumming and sunbathing.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

He cut you out of his picture
That means he's not a woofter any more
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Is he still crying about that?
Honestly, you'd think he'd never been rejected by a gay lover before.
( djtrialprice, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:11, Reply)

But each time he tells himself
"The next one will be different. The next one will stay" through his mascara-streaked tears as he listens to Shirley singing 'I Who Have Nothing' for the tenth time
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:16, Reply)