Never forget that men are EASY!
Just smile, show him your knickers and you're away!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:52, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Ya might wanna change them first though, eh?
And have a wash.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:53, Reply)

And not mention your huge vagina

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:54, Reply)

That's no way to talk about him

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Nah
some men like it dirty
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Probably an idea not to bank on this guy liking a manky clunge

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Manky clunge is an awesome turn of phrase
Fucking hell, how is it only 1pm? I'm here til fucking 8! Ooh, cricket
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Sounds like a small village near Wolverhampton doesn't it?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:08, Reply)

Sounds like a small village which is superior in every way to Wolverhampton
as would Sarlaccsville, Shitestown and Oasisland
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Ah! I've been missing the showing my knickers part of that equation.
It all makes sense now.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Works for me
/ac
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

showing my
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I resent that
it generally takes a bit of bra as well
( broadsword, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah!
Flash some tit, put a little sway in your walk and a quick peek at the grundies, and they're yours!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:55, Reply)

not whole tit though
just a bit of side boob at first
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Or underboob
That's a winner.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Side boob with the front part covered with one hand
the forearm of which obscures the other boobs, while turning backwards and smiling coquettishly and winking before turning away and removing said arm so that he knows both boobs are now uncovered but aren't yet visible.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 12:58, Reply)

how can you do this in public at any point?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

*adjusts trousers*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:00, Reply)

All very very helpful
Although when I saw "all" I mean everything apart from the mean things Lab and Al said :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 13:52, Reply)