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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I think I'd have a go on Darthhe's got sexy hair
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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latest was 16 years ago)
I don't see you as the picky type(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:00,
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I'm not really, lady luck just happened to lead me down a path filled with sexy men.(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:04,
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Me tooFor women, I mean. I'm not the fussy type (although I used to be), but I still somehow end up with girls that are way out of my league
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:06,
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actually the latest was not really that great, yet he was the cockiestso cocky in fact that after I told him I didn't want to talk to him anymore he called the next day to tell me to lose his number
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:09,
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Awww, what a meaniebut you can't knock cockiness, without it I don't think I'd have ever got laid
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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meanie? nah. He's a loser.I'm going to start being classy. And cocky.
Let's see how easily I get laid.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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it's a manEDIT actually, that's a different one to the one I first saw of you, she's not bad, but you do look like a massive, try-hard homosexual
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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"Not bad"In the way that Faith No More were "not bad" at music, presumably
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Sorry KristineUnless you recant that vile opinion I'm going to have to insist we cut straight to anal
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Dependsif you've got one picked out for anal which you actually enjoy it'll have to be mine
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I didn't like Faith No More(
Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18,
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That's ridiculousbut I think you get my point. We've established there's no sense in making a football metaphor
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His hair's not bad, is it?*Just checked profile*
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:07,
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Ladies, pleaseYou'll give me a big head
*awaits strikethrough eagerly*
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Fuck offChickenlady's mine, I've been barking up that tree since 2007
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:12,
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I wish I could say mine werebut I just don't see the point in it
I can have better sex by myself
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:24,
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I'm sure a romp in the sack with Bertwill do away with those that remain, just in time for my entrance
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stop with this talk!I'll need a lie down soon...
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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This is trueYet we've never been at the same bash yet.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:14,
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Just you waitI'll have PJM's head on a stick, and yours on an entirely different one ;)
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Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:17,
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CHK MI PRFILE 4 NKKED PICZ(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:14,
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LIAR!And I had a nightmare about that face.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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If this is true that's made my day.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:50,
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This is trueThat bird beaky thing - always appears in my nightmares, I'm sure it's from some sort of film or some dark childhood trauma.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:09,
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That's just me crawling across your ceiling wearing my mask.(
Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:26,
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