Like your mum

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:01, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

BAZING!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:07, Reply)

Hiya sexy.
How are you?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:10, Reply)

Don't speak to him.
He's murdered Flimflam and hidden her body in the freezer.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)

I think we already established that he embalmed her
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post769007
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:15, Reply)

Sorry! I was off that day and missed the thread.

( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

I miss Flim Flam
her posts were like a breath of fresh air in this stagnant cess pit.

She was like a female Gonzo, only intelligent and funny, and female, which made the cuteness more bearable.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)

an eloquent euology

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:16, Reply)

I'm starting to like you, Amberl
I might add you to my good list
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:18, Reply)

She has breasts that make you want to bury your head in them
and she drinks gin like your grandma.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

this makes me sound
like an old woman
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:25, Reply)

But a drunk old woman
and that's the important bit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I promise next bash
I won't take any medication. Then I won't be drunk
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

Sounds like a plan
what are the meds for (if you don't mind me asking)
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

neuropathic pain
I took double meds last time because I anticipated a lot of walking. It meant I was already a bit off my face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Hmmmm, google says that is not a pleasant condition.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)

it's just in my feet these days
unluckily those are the things I walk on
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Bummer
Next time we'll meet in a pub with more seats.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I'm sure she would have approved
if she didn't actually hate Bert.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:19, Reply)

She didn't hate me
when I came back I saw posts from her saying she'd missed me. We got on quite well, from what I recall
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:20, Reply)

Yeah, but you forget I actually know her
and I can assure you, she actually hates you.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:24, Reply)

Aw, any particular reason why?
Or just general Bertishness?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)

She said you never called her the next morning after you slipped her the salami
she doesn't like that kind of behaviour.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

:|

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

You know I'm only joking DiT
I'm the only one allowed to do that to her.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Damn straight.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I thought Becky was too?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Well, yeah, that goes without saying.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Well, of course.
How else am I supposed to pay the rent?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)

DiT told me that if I treated her mean
she'd glomp me next time
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Afternoon, gorgeous.
Alright thank you. And your good self?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)

Very well
getting a bit nervous. I have to give a speech DiT and I hate talking in public.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:30, Reply)

Pretend your on-line.
You have no problem pontificating here.
( girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:33, Reply)

You'll be right, mate.
I find that the best way to get through public speaking is to imagine the people you are addressing are naked. And rutting like wild boar.

Just try to keep your old chap restrained, eh?

In seriousness, I was terrified of doing my speech 'cos it involved feelings and stuff. But once I'd started they couldn't shut me up. Besides, there's no pressure on the groom, just thank her parents, say she looks beautiful, compliment the bridesmaids and toast absent friends, and then let the Best Man do all the hard work!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I've written it and I know all the sentiments are okay
it's just the physical act of talking out loud in public to a large group of people who are listening to me scares the shit out of me. I have the same problem using telephones.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:37, Reply)

You AUTISM.
MTFU.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I tried that last night
I just ended up hyperventilating a bit so I had to go to bed.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'm the same
the speech is the bit that worries me most. DiT's words seem sound though.

It's been part of a long-term plan to be just enough of a bastard that no one will ask me to be their best man.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Alright, Crippen!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:14, Reply)

To the ships!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:27, Reply)