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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This is most uncalled for, but it won't stop me. Been hanging out with Bert too much
macaroni THE FLAYED PENISES OF EVERY MAN EVER TO CROSS HER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:22, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

CROSS spunk on
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Nope
But I do like the idea.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:26, Reply)
Got enough to make a decent quality necklace yet?
Maybe start with a bracelet
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:28, Reply)
Not quite.
Been having a bit of a quiet time recently.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:29, Reply)
Surely that's a good thing?
For the men of North-west England, and their penises, at any rate
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Not anymore.
I've got a puppy. I went on a date with him last night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:36, Reply)
So many mental images...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:38, Reply)
Not a real puppy, you pervert.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:42, Reply)
That does narrow the field somewhat
Good for you with the date. Hope it went phenomenally well
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)
It did, ta
He's so adorable and sweet. I am probably going to destroy him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:47, Reply)
You make yourself sound like some sort of dating supervillain
Lady Flamethrower shall be thy name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)
*puts crumpled tenner on the table*
oh really?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:32, Reply)
Its £15 now.
Inflation and the state of the economy you see.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:34, Reply)
Me and Lab already discussed this
the extra fiver is only if I want to keep your knickers the next morning.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)
*nods*

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:40, Reply)
Not a chance.
The ones I've got on today are the only black lacy ones I have left. The other pair got stolen.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:43, Reply)
Stolen?
*looks pointedly at al*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)
*coughs*
I don't know what you're talking about
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:46, Reply)
I'll pay that
we can watch Supernatural and drink Southern Comfort. You'll be safe from Al's depradations for one night
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:39, Reply)
Scratch the above
these mental images are far superior. Jensen Ackles doesn't even figure
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:41, Reply)
You're on.
I'll give you a discount and everything.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:44, Reply)
But that doesn't keep me safe for the other six days of the week.
Although, £10 for 30 seconds work doesn't seem like too bad a deal.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:45, Reply)
But then you have to spend the rest of the evening listening to me cry
about how I never cheated on mrs al before and this is a one off and that never normally happens
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:48, Reply)
Why is it, that during these hypothetical scenarios of me shagging b3tans,
they always cry afterwards?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:50, Reply)
Self loathing innit.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)
a number of reasons
generally pleasure at losing virginity perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:51, Reply)
The fear of actually meeting a girl
let alone being allowed to put our winkies in their funslots.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:54, Reply)
I'm...just...so...happy
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 15:55, Reply)

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