A friend of mine who is mildly irritating
has made her profile picture on facebook one which shows off her cleavage because she likes to do that a lot. The picture she's chosen makes it look like she has a monobrow. Do I tell her or giggle quietly to myself?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:50, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

tell her
somewhere she can't delete it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Like tagging her in a note on my own wall?
the idea of that amuses me but she'd get well upset and she's the girlfriend of one of my best friends so I'd get in trouble. She is well up her own arse though.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

You link it to perverts like me
so that we can fwap over it, video ourselves doing so and then email her the sexy results
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:52, Reply)

You should post a link

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:53, Reply)

I'll gaz you her name so you can see yourself
I don't want to risk posting it all over the interwebs, just in case.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:54, Reply)

You gave enough info to find her
It's quite comical!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:55, Reply)

It's not just me is it?
She's always wearing tops like that and getting them out when they're no bigger than mine. She talks about how amazing she is at everything all the time, it does my head in. But my friend is in love with her so I can't say anything.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:56, Reply)

I've nothing against a woman flaunting her body if she's proud
(unless they're porkers)
But she sounds irritatingly arrogant, which is a stark contrast to Vipros' charming smugness.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

exactly, the smugness is abrasive.
And unwarranted.

She talks down to everyone and whatever you're talking about, she knows more on the subject. But her bloke told me a bit ago that she's really insecure, so I guess it's just a defence mechanism, which makes me feel bad about saying anything. I just wish we'd get some of that self-deprecation that she lavishes on her boyfriend.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:00, Reply)

I like how your surname sounds like somebody trying to tell you they have a speech impediment

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Is she the one in the polka dot top?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

No
who has a polka dot top?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

she also has a lip ring
and a fullsome pair of funbags

and a name with a silly bit in it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)

Agreed
Very pretty
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:07, Reply)

the difference is I don't talk about how amazing I am at everything
my smugness comes from being happy with my lot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:03, Reply)

black top with white spots?
or next to guy passed out on table?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)

next to guy passed out at table.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

good because the other one should be encouraged to show cleavage

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:04, Reply)

Oh someone gaz me the name I haven't got time!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Passed out dude

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:05, Reply)

steal the picture, put it in your profile, tag her, tag her tits, and then tag her monobrow

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Tag an epilator/waxing strips to her monobrow

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 16:58, Reply)

massive officelol
luckily everyone else has gone home.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 30 Jun 2010, 17:01, Reply)