So many things
1. I still haven't done my parachute jump (they've cancelled due to weather twice). Finish writing my book
2. A part time job
3. People generally assume that I am musical for some reason, but I've never played an instrument with any degree of success
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:51, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

My skydive was postponed 5 times in a row...
It was worth it when I finally got to jump.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

You're both fucking mental
Jumping out of a plane is second on my All Time List Of Things I Never Want To Do. Behind bungee jumping, but ahead of animals and heroin
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Done it.
Hated it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:58, Reply)

Shame
I frickin' loved it! Plus I got to flip off the whole world from x thousand feet!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

I swore at the clouds
and my stinky breathed instructor.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

I paid to have photos taken
So glad I did, even if it cost a fortune!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I'm really looking forward to it
should be fantastic. I'm going to do a solo one I think
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I wanted to do a skydive, rather than parachute jump
So had to do it tandem. The guy was great though, let me control the parachute and do spins :D
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

My guy asked me if I wanted to
but I was like "no, I'll leave it up to the experts thanks" so I think he was a bit disappointed at having such a miserable cowbag strapped to him.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

I would be
Although groin-to-bum contact would soften the blow.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

it's true, I think he enjoyed the bit in the plane when I had to sit in his lap
like a creepy father Christmas he was.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I specifically told them not to photograph or film me
I'm unphotogenic enough without having wind-tunnel cheeks flapping around.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:10, Reply)

mostly because
you have already done animals
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I'm not sure hamsters count
I'm thinking animals that could outrun me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

fish could outrun you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Technically, no
Although they could easily outpace me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:11, Reply)

you do seem as if you should be musical
for some reason

I'm thinking cello, or flute
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:01, Reply)

is that because your massive boobs get in the way of most musical instruments?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I wish I was a cello that Amberl was learning to play

(Bazongaloid, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I wish you were too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Is this where someone mentions the obligatory pink oboe?

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Which reminds me of the story about the famous conductor
who was conducting an orchestra, for a piece led by the cello. The cellist wasn't very good and she kept making some awful noises.

"For goodness' sake, woman", cried the conductor. "You're sitting there with God's greatest gift to man between your legs, and all you can do it scratch it!"
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I think it was Sir Thomas Beacham
also responsible for
"Brass bands are fine in their place; outside and a long way from me"
(Cave Duck, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 12:30, Reply)