Plenty of people have asked me that
The number of points attributed for each action, the running total of points that each person has and what those points equate to are entirely arbitrary and based on what sort of mood I'm in and how attractive the recipient is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Most attractive people gets more points?
Or is it the other way round?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

Obviously more attractive people get points
I'm a man. We're shallow. Sorry to ruin the magic
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

I must have tons of points then

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

You've got plenty of points because you're lovely and being Spanish I ASSUME you're hot
but I actually have no bloody idea what you look like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

You can see me on the pictures
and you can find me on facebook. I'm friends of a lot of people here. Just look for a Spanish name. I'm stroking a tiger on the picture.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Your name doesn't look Spanish to me
though I like it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Really
It's very Spanish. It's the most important party day in Spain the 15th of August.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Oh I see what it;s short for
and yes, that is very very Spanish. And pretty.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

It's grandma's name in Spain
Very catholic. It's not very pretty for us, I used to hate it.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

It's one of the most Catholic things ever.
It's prettier in Spanish than in English, and your contraction is nice.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I like the contraction
But my parents used to get very upset when I use it because they said it was faulting to my name and not happy of being myself.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Although
Yes, it's true, the surname is from Catalonia, but it sounds German or Dutch.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

More help on the name would be awesome
I'm not that bright
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

Look above
I'm sure you can find what we celebrate on the 15th of August. That's my name.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Gotcha
Will friend you tomorrow morning, probably. Dancing in a show tonight
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Enjoy and good luck
I should start going to dance lessons again. As soon as I settle up somewhere.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

What dancing have you done before?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Salsa, salsa!
I'd love to learn tango, it's so powerful, but I think I'm too clumsy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Nah
I can Tango and I'm clumsy as fuck. Anyone can do any kind of dancing they like. It's all about practice. Unfortunately
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Oh, but properly danced tango
is so sexy! You can't be clumsy to do it well. And I need a good partner. Mark can dance, but he has the memory of a goldfish and can't remember the order of the steps, that's why we do salsa, because I can lead him when he forgets and it doesn't look too bad :)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Salsa is much easier to pick up than Ballroom
I'm not as good at thinking on my feet, which is why I'm not so keen on Salsa. Plus, it's impossible to do it properly and look heterosexual
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Oh, no, that's not true
A guy dancing salsa properly is so sexy! So, so hot! Have you ever seen Chayanne?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Doesn't ring a bell

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:02, Reply)

You can pick up the stuff in jars in Sainsbury's...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Points?
You can dance it in Todmorden even before being drunk (I know the music wasn't salsa, but those were the steps, anyway)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

make a big board
and tell us each week who the winner is.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

^this

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I could provide you with a top 5 if you like
But it would basically be "DF's favourite B3tans" which is incredibly childish, even for me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Well obviously I'm number 1, I don't care about the rest.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:05, Reply)

Do you mean based on how much I like you, compared to everyone else,
or how much I fancy you in the same context?

Bear in mind that I don't know what you look like either, but being a pole dancer doesn't hurt your score
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

bag her head
but the rest is alright
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:31, Reply)

I am a butter face

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I am a butter-body

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

I dunno....
not all of it certainly
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Bollocks are you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:13, Reply)

I'm well fit.
I'll gaz you a picture.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

What do you mean by that?
I am the number 1, clearly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I could put you both out of your misery
But someone might get embarrassed by my tragic pandering, and she already knows who she is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Oh, I'm so upset with you now
:(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

Alright, which male B3tan would be your number 1?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Mmmm...
In which categories?

And markthebrewer is a b3tan, does he count?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Shaggability
and, for the purposes of this exercise, no
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Buf, that's difficult
You give points for being funny, and some extra for being a sexy woman. You want me only to choose someone I'd shag. I couldn't choose. I'd probably do all of you (apart from AA, who is too young)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Honestly, Abby, do you want the points or not?
Just say me. You don't have to mean it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

But it'd be wrong
You should have said a lot more categories, like inteligent, funny, handsome, gentleman... and I'd have said you're the first in all of them.

But a shag? Just a shag? No, you're more than that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

The first to be denied?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

That might be the most flattering way anyone has ever told me I'm not shaggable
So, so many points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

It's blatantly me!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:29, Reply)

You're too young, baby!
It'd feel wrong, you know? I could be your grandma!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)

Huh?
Oh, didn't notice the shaggability bit, I just meant favourite in general!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

Oh, well
In that case, of course! You'd have even more points if you had come to Castlefield for any of the matches!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Sorry, I would
But my housemate has decided to barely get paid this month, so kicking him out is draining all my funds :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Sucks to be you mate

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 1 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)