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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I miss bleeding.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:32, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I need to move my computer screen
the glare from the window is making it hard to see.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:33, Reply)
Well that was easy

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:34, Reply)
Menopause already?
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:35, Reply)
No : (

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:36, Reply)
Have you got a plunger stuck on your fanny?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:37, Reply)
No : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:38, Reply)
Well
have you had it sewn up then?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:39, Reply)
Or are you a heamophilliac and you got a paper cut and all your blood fell out
and now you miss the ability to bleed because you're all shrivelled like a Big Girls Prune.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
Haha.
No.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
FFS, this is like 20 questions.
So, we've got 16 left...

Have you had it cauterised, by accidentally squatting down on a hot soldering iron?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:44, Reply)
Jeez! you lot don't know much about contraception.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:45, Reply)
So you're on a pill so strong it stops you bleeding entirely?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)
It's a certain type of mini pill you take every day without a break.
Before that I just took my normal pill every day without a break. There really isn't a problem with not bleeding.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
I often do that with the normal pill

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)
Yeah, me too

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)
I was going to feminise your name to Alice
But I think you're more an Angela
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:53, Reply)
Hmm
but wouldn't he be angthegeordie then?
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)
Yeah
Well, ange, not ang
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)
Maybe it's Alexandra?

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)
He's an Angela, and that's it!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)
Oh boy, I've never heard that one before
no sirree bob, not ever once in my 29 and a half years on the planet has someone inferred that my name is in fact short for a girls name.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)
Just because it's old
doesn't mean it's not funny!

Unless you're talking about Bruce Forsyth.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:01, Reply)
Or you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)
Touché

(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)
I would want to be "Angie"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)
I thought about that
You know the score, girl
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)
*clicks fingers*
*bobs head sideways*
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)
Angina?

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:18, Reply)
Just let me get a bit fatter

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:19, Reply)
My Dad had it
Now he has diabetes. Silly stubborn fat bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)
*sigh*
+m
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:04, Reply)
AltheaGeordie

(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)
'angthegeordie?
RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)
Yes we do know about contraception
but that's not as much fun as coming up with ridiculous suggestions about plungers on your fanny etc!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)
I despise bleeding

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:41, Reply)
I despise the pain it can cause.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:42, Reply)
It is vile and interferes with 'relations'
(Not relations like your mum and your aunty Annie though)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:46, Reply)
Haha!
I think I posted once about a guy getting up from having relations and looking like he'd been in a road accident.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)
Nightmare!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)
We both found it hilarious.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)
I could live without it though

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:52, Reply)
It does fuck up your sheets.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)
Uh shurrup, what!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)
I hate attracting bears

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)
I worry about Akitas and pit bulls round here when it's Star Week

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)
Don't go swimming
or the sharks will be sniffing around...
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

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