I'm rather shit, old boy, unfortunately.
Hope you're good, though.

I am DJing tonight at 'Househeimer's' (cringe) in that there trendy Shoreditch, where I shall be playing rave classics from the proto-hardcore era of 1990-91. I don't want to.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:00, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Baddaya Baddaya badupadarmdayya Baddaya Baddaya

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Is that the same one that I sing as
Eh, ba-day, ba-waddle-a dai day, eh ba day!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

That's the one
and the breakdown in the middle goes "Badaladalah badah badadaladalah!"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)

and does someone shout "PWAAAH!"?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

'GWAN'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Stop ruining it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)

That's 'On A Ragga Tip' by SL2
It samples 'Walk & Skank' by Jah Screechie.

You have not been charged for this call.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

SL2, named after their postcode.
Inspired.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

I'm contrastingly great, ta.
People were saying nice things about you at the bash.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:02, Reply)

That's nice to know, glad you're good, sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

*blows whistle*
*rolls eyes into back of head*
( girlinthehole, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Play DJH featuring Stefy

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Or DJ Sammie doing Heaven

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

That is shit and isn't from 1991
"To the right, yeah come on, to the left, yeah, come on, to the right, yeah, come on, to the left, a come on, a come on!"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I bet you don't like "Set you Free" by N-Trance either

(Bazongaloid, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

It's a little bit too scouse

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

You a fan of John Bishop?
I know it's nothing related to music, but just wondered?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Pure, totally
I saw him about 8 years ago and he took the piss out of me so much that he lost his thread.
I love him.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)

do you remember Megablast by Bomb the Bass?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

Nice
He's going to be doing a few live specials in Manchester, you can try to get free tickets if you go to this site here
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

I think you should throw in some Whigfield
Play "Saturday Night" but tell them you're doing it "ironically." (Preferably doing the inverted-commas-finger gesture as you say it.) They'll love it, and it will be another step forward for my long-running experiment to prove irrefutably that Shoreditch has a majority population of pretentious cunts.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)