I'm perfectly capable
I just prefer not to use that particular asset when dealing with spiteful, vindictive, manipulative and downright evil people.

You asked me not to talk about it online one year before I made a couple of allusions to it, meant to be a nudge between the two of us, you spasticated, mentally inverted tart
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 13:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

A nudge between the two of us. Yeah. A nudge that showed that you were remembering cheating on your girlfriend with someone you'd just met.
Again, your daughter is so lucky to have you.

I'm downright evil? Christ it really doesn't take much to be vilified by you does it?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:00, Reply)

ditto, Becks
and it wasn't a reminder of that fact, it was meant to be a little wink to a girl that I almost considered my friend.

Just like last week when I made that inappropriate comment about your mum, there was no ill intention or upset meant by it, and I had the decency and maturity to apologise for it, but what did you do in retaliation?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I never called you evil. Just a shitcunt. World of difference there.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

You have repeatedly tried shitting on me
in various ways, you are pure spite, Beckyjsbx
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:03, Reply)

If I laid a cleveland steamer on your chest you'd know about it Bert.
I am not spiteful, I just don't like you very much. I tried to be your friend when you came back and even suggested meeting up to see if we'd get along in real life. Sure I even flirted with you - no doubt you'd call it hounding since you're afraid of human contact and the mere mention of sex with a woman. However you couldn't help yourself and seemed to take pleasure in taking the piss in the one way that would hurt me. You knew what you were doing and you still did it.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:07, Reply)

No, I didn't
to me it seemed like an innocuous comment. If I had intended to hurt you I would have said that I wanted to rape your mother on your father's grave.

'is your mum still single?' doesn't even come close
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Saying something stupid that has the potential to cause upset, then apologising for it, then saying something else that's guaranteed to cause upset. That's not so innocuous is it?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I said the second thing before apologising
the first thing wasn't even remotely worth getting upset about.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

http://b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post749601#post749608
You're that shit that you can't remember what you apologise for now?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Haha!
I'm fucking brilliant. You have no idea how much that jsut made me laugh
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

To much detail.
If she poo'd on you, that's fine, that's fair enough. I'll be honest, I would be quite open to someone poo'ing on me, I'd give it a shot just the once, see if I like it. I'm fairly open minded, I wouldn't eat it or anything like that, or I might do, depends where the moment takes us. I suppose I'd rather do it in the bath the first time, so it's easy to clean afterwards, that'll be cool enough, it might be nice, I donno, ain't done it before. The people on the videos I see quite enjoy it, or at least, I think they do, they act like they do anyway.

But really, I don't want to know if beckybpaosjf went and poo'd on your chest while you smeared it all over yourself. Although, I'm just curious, did you do that after or before? I'm not sure of what way 'round you're supposed to do it. Seems a bit pointless doing it afterwards, as once I'm done, I'm done, I can't be arsed with doing anything much more, just a fag and bung on the hollyoaks, maybe a cuddle if I'm lucky. But not a poo'y cuddle.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I adore you Gonz

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

LET'S ELOPE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

So no ill intention, thats why when I called you out on it you apologiesd and then did it again just for a laugh. That's really fucking funny Bert.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I apologised after the second post
genuinely, wholeheartedly even. It wasn't a personal attack, or intended to upset you at all, seriously.

I wouldn't do that, even now I'm only really being out of order because your mate al has been dragging the same argument out for nearly two weeks
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

You saw my reaction after the first post and then continued. A friend would not do that. A friend would not have written that malicious shit in the first place
I'm only dragging this out because I have nothing better to do right now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
I've said my piece, end of story as far as I'm concerned. You were never my friend, you creeped me right out.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

Awww I'm so sad about this. I guess we'll never be facebook friends again and I wont be able to see photos of your daughter and yearn for crotchfruit just like her.
A little part of me just died.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I was sad about that too
I hoped that we could talk like adults and resolve any differences between us, not get all dickish and un-friend each other from Facebook because it's so mean and hurtful and then start gazzing our mates to join in the fight.

I thought that was what 14 year olds do
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I've gazzed no one to join in the fight. Shows how many friends you've got that none of them responded to your gazzes though.
I said to you last week how about you leave me alone and I leave you alone. Granted I started it today, but that was in response to what you wrote about me yesterday. If you want, we can continue this long after everyone is sick and tired of it, or you could leave me alone and I can leave you alone.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I left you alone, Becks
it's your mate al who keeps it going.

Even gonz called a truce, but al is a petty, angry little man who should have more important things to worry about
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Al last posted about an hour ago. I think even he's gotten bored of this now.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Well, he may have stopped
but he certainly started it and kept it going, and I'm sure when he comes abck he will continue, despite his better judgement.

I've enjoyed this today, venting is so cathartic, don't you think?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)

Right, there is some serious assburgers goign on here....
Let's say you honestly make a refferance that you know someone doesn't like, someone who you were intermate with at some point. Let's say you genuinley didn't want to upset her over it and it was all an innocent joke turned wrong... and I've done that enough times my self, so I know it's not hard to do.

When you then make the same joke again a bit later, and then add a 'disclaimer', you've still done it. It's a bit like the "By entering this website, you wave all your human rights" things some websites have, the website owners can't then go and do stuff against their human rights all above board. In fact, it just points out that they're intention to do bad stuff.

Most people on here have their issues, I cirtainly know that I do. Some of them are public knowledge, that I've bought up myself, and those things I can expect a fair bit of schtick about. But there are other things here that people have learnt about me through private chatting, because I've opened up and trusted them... those things, I really wouldn't like someone bringing into the public or taking the piss off. _That_ is where everyone thinks you've been out of order on. Beckapsodkrpo's issues have never been bought up here by herself (as far as I know), and therefore when you go on about it, I think it's quite cuntish.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

There was too much there to read
but I think I got your point.

I make inappropriate comments all of the time, recently none have been directed at Becky, but a few I knew could have been misconstrued.
I'm not going to self-censor for the sake of somebody that I don't like or respect
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

The comments you made yesterday were about me, since my name was mentioned.
Fucking raped me, she did
and she's had half a dozen more since
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex keeps clicking 'I like this' on the wrong posts, Sun 4 Jul 2010, 22:16, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
Just in case it slipped your mind.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

by somebody else, silly

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Go back and read the rest of the thread. Nothing you said there could be considered to be inappropriate?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Nope
I come onto people's mums all the time

EDIT oh wait, different thread, too many arguments going on at once.
I was having a laugh, you know I never went down on you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post777434#answers-post-777466
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

Not sure what you're trying to do here, virginboy

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Screw you, I've had sex THREE TIMES.
Two of them were with an actual lady, and one of them was even free!
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:50, Reply)

3 for 2 offer?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Oh man, you can get those?
Have you got a link?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Well, you gotta admit, they were aimed at her in general, it wasn't exactly subtal.
But if you don't wanna censor yourself or anything like that, and wanna just blurt out whatever is in your head, that's fine, but you run the risk of people thinking you're a bit of a cunt. If you don't mind that, then all the better for you.

I think the bit that is getting to people is your pretence that you're being innocent when saying these comments. Sure, I've said some pretty shitty things myself, even yesterday I was having digs at B90385029, but I've never pretended that I wasn't.

I know it's a complete cliche, but be true to yourself, if you're gonna be a cunt to someone, admit it, it's the pretending that you're not that is all a bit not-quite-normal-cognative-functioning.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:49, Reply)

It really wasn't aimed at her
If I was going to attack her I'd do it directly

...and I really don't like it when you attack B69 for being a bit emo. You complain about personal stuff here too, give the guy a break, it's getting pretty sad.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

See, this is the differance.
I admit I was being a cunt to him, and always have done. If pretty much anyone, aside from people I like* wrote what he did, I probably would have done the same. I'm not a fan of people who seek out sympathy and [not sure of the right word, but something like 'acknolidging of somehting I did to make me look so great'], and I call people up on that.

You do attack Beckypaosdhf personally, but pretend not too, and appear to be hurt when people think you do, which is where people are all a bit "=/" about.

* Like, as in, like, rather than aquaintances.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:06, Reply)

I don't and haven't attacked Becky or anyone
I mostly stick to the banter, and yeah, I say some inappropriate things sometimes, but it's their reactions that keep the fight going.

They should step away from the keyboard, take a deep breath and count to ten, then realise that being insulted by a stranger on the internet really shoudlnt' upset them that much.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Yeah', serious autisims going on here.
Becky was not a stranger to you, and you've used information against her that you gained through a personal relationship.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:22, Reply)