Oh I couldn't. I just couldn't. Such different styles of sexing, it'd be too tough to call.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Best she's ever had
right here
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Thanks, I just vomited in my mouth a little.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

sexvomit
You were proper gagging for me a couple of weeks ago, I can't imagine that would just disappear.

best you ever had
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

As has been suggested Bert, I really do recommend a good counsellor. You seriously are delusional

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Best. You. Ever. Had.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Oh man, you do that too?
Oh wowzers, it's refreshing to see someone not bogged down by social norms or regard to cleniliness of soft furnishings.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I imagine you must do that
every time you see your own fat, paedo-bearded face in the mirror
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Oh man, you're so witty !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

more like shitty, yeh!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Oh man, you're so witty !

I have a fat, peado-beardy face
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

Tell me more about the pooing thing.
How did you get into that? Was it an incident gone-wrong-turned-right, or was it something you planned? How did you approach bringing up the subject, or do you like to suprise people?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

SUPRISEPOO. It's the way forward

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Who's responsible for the clean up afterwards, or do you go to a hotel for that sort of thing?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I think you make sure you do it in the
bath, for easy of cleaning
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Oh, yeah', I suppose that would be best.
Do you fill the bath up first? And if you do, do you use a hot bath? I can imagine that would amplify the smell a bit, not sure if that's a good thing or not.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

no, I think you'd just run the
showerhead around the bath afterwards.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Tell me about the lead up to your first shitty-bath-fun-time, I want to hear more.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

WHAT!
no, this is all conjecture, honest. I imagine people develop such fetishes to get out of awkward situations
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

You shouldn't be ashamed of it, nobody should be ashamed of their fetishes unless they're hurting someone else.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

oh. right
well I better keep that one a secret
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Hotel+Laxatives+Dropsheet=Fun.
Pooey fun.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I think you might lose your deposit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

That is the joy of the drop-sheet.
Use masking tape to hold it down. When finished remove tape, fold and dispose.
(If in a Premier Inn just leave at foot of the bed - they are used to that sort of thing and know how to deal with a 'Code-Brown' as it is known in the hotel industry.)
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

Click this.
www.explosm.net/comics/2095/
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

i'm not sure I want to

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

It's safe and very funny.
Would I lie to you?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

yes
but I did click and it is acceptable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 5 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)