Erection;
which is odd as I only remember dreaming about cricket...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:47, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Wickets etc

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

As in, "If there's grass on the wicket"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Nah, you're like a greyhound

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:51, Reply)

Old enough to bleed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I had a horrible dream yesterday
I was trapped in what seemed to be an episode of buffy, only I was being tortured and killed by an evil demon with razor blades instead of hands.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Lovely, but did you get an erection?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)

No
I had a horrible sense of impending dread.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:49, Reply)

Oh, that's less fun
Do you find it can take a few hours to fully shake off that feeling?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

Yes!
Mine is usually a sense of guilt at dream-cheating on Wiggy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)

How could you!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

It's not me, it's my brain
it's a whore when my back is turned.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I like your brain
I bet it enjoys pole dancing in the non empowering way.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:04, Reply)

yeah my brain laughs in the face of feminism
it shaves its legs and wears uncomfortable underwear.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Ditto
I worry about getting too drunk in case it starts an affair with my boyfriend.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:05, Reply)

It's not your brain you need to worry about
it's me.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

me my fetid cock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

I know all about you two
So long as he comes home to me and washes your Brut off first, I'm ok.
*sob*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Brut jizz
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:09, Reply)

No, no, it's not jizz
They always get takeaway that's all
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:12, Reply)

If you want to make that dream a reality
you only have to get on the train to London.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)

*high fives in London town*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)

I'll keep that in mind
when I'm a bored housewife
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I'll be a bored househusband by then too.
I can see this working out quite well. I'm not sure how I'm going to install a pole without the mrs finding out though.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Tell her it's structural

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

^this
tell her it's a load-bearing pole and it's integral to the property.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Tell him to stay in his room
and keep very quiet.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:08, Reply)

Arf arf arf arf arf

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:10, Reply)

Just because of the cricket reference, I'm now reminded of Brian Johnston's joke:
I call my dog Trueman because he has four short legs and his balls swing both ways.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:50, Reply)

Genius

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I dreamed about b3tans
They were having a bash, and no-one could see me. Turns out I was dead, and it was a b3tan funeral for me.

Which was odd, because surely no fucker would actually care, haha
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 8:57, Reply)

This is true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)