We have a 3rd year uni lass doing work placement.
By gawd that girl knows how tight a skirt should be. Makes me forget me vows.
Mermaids only have humans as pets.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:49, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

There are a couple of cute boys here
But it feels so wrong. They're ilegal and everything.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Illegal immigrants, or under age?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Under age
17 is the oldest, but they start at 14. I don't even look at those, just in case they sue me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

Is it those skinny hard bodies you crave?
Don't answer unless you have counsel and a good defence lined up!
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Of course not!
I like them well riped. The knowledge and experience is much better than a bunch of desperate hormones!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

You don't want to sleep with someone who'll high five you after orgasm.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Unlike you who takes the pillow off their face when you orgasm.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

at least they only have to hold their breath for a minute or so
so there's no danger of suffocation.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I heard a rumour that he once dislocated his eyebrows from sneering and perving at a passing female too hard.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:16, Reply)

You can't dislocate eyebrows, only joints.
Some people may find your lack of anatomical knowledge charming, I do not.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

But you're from MK, a land of mutants, where you have boney brows, lips and tongues to aid in the forced on sex that you have with women.
So, therefore, I stand correct.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

how would that aid any sort of sex.
Have you seen a human body before?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

that rules me out then

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

I'd made an exception for you

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

yay!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

I want someone with enough control
to make me orgasm several times before coming himself, then crying and thanking me for the favour (I've had several of those)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I'm fairly certain that if someone were to thank me I'd punch them in the fucking gonads

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:15, Reply)

You'd have to thank me.
I'd make you act as a coffee table for 45 minutes before hand too.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:17, Reply)

I hope you use doilies.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

You better have an under shelf where I can put my TV guide or SO HELP YOU GOD.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

There's not really anything great to say afterwards is there?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:18, Reply)

a high five is better than a thank you, that's for fucking sure

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:19, Reply)

What about a haircut burp and a face push?

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

what's a haircut burp?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:24, Reply)

it's too glorious to talk about

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

If we meet....I will show you.
It's something special.....from me....to you.....from within.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I'm intrigued and terrified
in equal amounts
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:45, Reply)

Are those your chips?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

because that's not mayonaise on them.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:20, Reply)

"Oh, I guess you want to get yours too *sigh*"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

"I'm not really an astronaught"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

"did you taste that roofie? hello? *smacks face* helllooooooooooooo...oh...shit"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

That's a normal friday night for RapeyChomp

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Wow!
That was amazing! I love you so much!

No, thank you, you're the only woman who's been so kind to me.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Do you only have sex with men you picked up in Comic Book stores?
I hope they threw a pokeball at you afterwards to try and capture you.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Damn I was only joking then I read your profile :S
oooops!
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)

It would almost be worth making it with you
just so I could say thanks and receive a swift blow to the gonads.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Better late than never...
r
ne
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:21, Reply)

They're having a WAGs day at work on Thursday.
I have a feeling it'll be an excuse for the cougars to fake tan it up.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

A what!

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

wives and girlfriends like off of the world cup and shizzle.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

A what!?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

A dressing up day.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Oh, I see
What an stupid idea, isn't it? Do male colleagues get to dress up as well?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Yeah, dunno what though, I just hope there's no drag.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Christ how awful.
A bunch of annoying office turds pretending to be some other pointless, vacuous bints?

I would 200% throw a sickie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Can't I've got a meeting I need to go to.
it's only really going on upstairs though so it'll be easy to ignore.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

I'm so glad my office doesn't bother with any of that 'morale boosting' shit.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Are you at Primary school?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

I would have said the same thing,
but shit like this has dropped sickness by about 4% since the world cup began.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)

No
People can't be so silly.

Do you go to work like that or is it after work?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I don't really want to get into the details
but there's been a whole load of events at work during the world cup, everyone's been put in teams of 23 and score points and stuff, and lots of other bits and pieces with prizes to be won and things.
I was very dubious when it was put forward, but it's worked.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:13, Reply)

The World Cup is a football tournament that takes place every four years
Unlike most of us, you're still allowed to be interested
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Let's hope the octopus is right.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Fucking hell it took me a long time to get that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 6 Jul 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Far too long
I fear you´ll never read this answer :(
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 6 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)