I think it's very inconsiderate to your sexiest new member* to talk about people he doesn't know.
*me
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You're not new

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Or sexy

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

You should've seen me before the accident.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Haven't seen him
It's a him right?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Not new, not sexy...
but definitely a member.
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Ah i see

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Clendrix doesn't know what I look like,
not many people here do.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I'm pretty sure I do

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Does he look like that fella off Star Trek Next Generation with like tripe on his forehead?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Nah, less of a tan than him

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

If I said Commander Wharf's head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

A well messy fanny though

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Yeah, no fanny I've ever seen.
Kitty, I'm worried.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Poor Kitty's kitty
Ruined.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Too many clam-slams

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

One big mingeury.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

AAAAHAHAHAAHA!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I was quoting Family Guy
You're all rubbish.

It was SIR Patrick Stewart who said it so he's the one with a misshapen growler.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

If a Worfs head looks like a fanny
(albeit a messy one) then what does a Worf fanny look like? Picard?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I have
only one response to that.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Becky is still recieving counselling after accidentally seeing a corner of my face.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

faces shouldn't have corners
I am concerned.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

well if you've got a better suggestion for where my spines should hang off I'd like to hear it.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Me too...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I didn't mean to...I didn't want to...I was just curious :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Women: know your limits!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Men: Control your gazboxes

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Sometimes it just goes off without warning :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

That's not the first time I've heard that. I'm usually wearing less clothes though.
I must away, a day of culture with the lady of the chickens awaits and my tube's just arrived. Mwah mwah, play nicely children
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

My tube just arrived too :(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

I'm new to off topic >:(

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Oh, does that count?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I'd like to think so.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Er, hi then
Would you like a pretzel or some hummous?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Can I have both and decide later?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Yeah
Go wild
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

cunt

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Look I've already said had I known she was you mother I would never have done it,
can we please move on?
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:10, Reply)

cunt

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I wuv oo too.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

ooh I'd like some hummous

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Ere y'are

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:08, Reply)

om nom nommous

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Crack House and Catface
Crack House is a cynical, embittered and intolerant female b3tan. For this, she is loved greatly.
Catface is a rather gormless male b3tan, who is regularly ridiculed and is around two feet high.
Together they have created a baby b3tan.
We're praying she takes after her mother.
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Why?
There's nothing wrong with being short and gormless!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

I was careful to separate the 'ridiculed' bit.
It would be too easy to pick on his gormlessness or heightlessness.
It would also be wasteful as there are many more wonderful things to laugh at.
( thealternativefact, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Oh, ok then...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Like everytime he goes
oooaawwwh
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

oooaawwwh

( Captain V, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)