Hershey don't make chocolate
they make solidified bilge scrapings

you fucking heathen
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I concur entirely
Rachel, please report to sanitization to have your taste buds cleansed with vindaloo
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

FUCKING TOO RIGHT!
Last time I went to the States, a copper on the course gave me some Hersheys and said "How'd you like the taste of real 'Merican chocolate?". It took all my willpower to not tell him the truth, that it tastes of bile.

The two American trainers, who've been to the UK, both admitted that Cadburys tastes far far better.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

it's revolting
my ex brought some back from a holiday in america. Everything about it was grim. the gritty, fake texture, the repulsive taste.

bleurgh.

I have recently discovered that Ritter Sport is the king of chocolates.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

you are all correct
for the milk chocolate. rancid. but the WHITE chocolate stuffed with cookie pieces is like a multiple back arching nipple stiffening screaming panting orgasm for the tongue. trust me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

you still made an error in your opening statement
no white chocolate can be considered to be even close to best of all the chocolates.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

You Chocolate Supremacist

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

In fact
It's barely chocolate at all.
( Kroney, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

And you wonder why you get
weird gazzes off random internet users!
( Kroney, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Cadbury's is wank
Galaxy is where it's at.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

puke, who the hell talks like that?
also, hersheys is crap, only thing they make decently is chocolate syrup, everything else sucks
also, I quite like green and blacks
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

I don't like the annoying smugness that comes from people who eat green and blacks

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Their vanilla chocolate is fantastic.
And so rich you can't eat a full bar.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:55, Reply)

not sure I'd like that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 14:56, Reply)

It's good if you want to lose weight.
You get a chocolate fix but don't have to eat loads of it.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I find willpower works for that
;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Pfft!
Is that why you were a fatty for so long?
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

no
that's because I drank loads of booze and didn't do any exercise
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

I find weight myself, then crying while eating pizza
and cutting myself doesn't actually work.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

Mmmmm pizza
I haven't had any pizza in such a long time...
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)

the dieting version
of "The Lord's Prayer" wank?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Newflash: Pot meets Kettle, exclaims "BLACK!"

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

it just means I am privy to the subtle nuance of other peoples smugness that may escape the rest of you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)

I'm less smug about the fact that I ate some, more smug because it was sent to me from Scotland.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)

that's fair enough.
I wasn't accusing you of being smug about it in the first instance. I realise that it probably looked like that though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I don't think so, I was just mentioning it

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)