I finally have a job that I enjoy
but whenever there's a quiet moment I listen to my colleagues bitching about one another, it's hilarious
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

whatever happened to your office gf?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:19, Reply)

She's off on 'vacation'
I have met a nice girl outside of work instead, and she seems to like me too
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)

she 'seems' to like you?
that's scary
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I'm not implying it's scary to like you, I don't even know you, I mean typically someone that seems to like you means they've got an agenda
you should run
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:27, Reply)

she's agenda-less
she had a painful break-up last year and is looking to move on, I'm just trying to be a mate to her, but there is definitely something else there too
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:28, Reply)

she let you do anal?
you're so in there
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:29, Reply)

I'm soooooo not into anal

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:32, Reply)

are you very
particular about it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:33, Reply)

so particular that I'm
positively obsessive
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:34, Reply)

Oi, xxxx-related incident
I want my anal punchline here now please
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:42, Reply)

you're a bum!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:52, Reply)

pfffffffft

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:07, Reply)

what sort of man person are you anyway

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:34, Reply)

A hairy, lesbian one, by all accounts

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:35, Reply)

lesbians like anal too

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I was making reference to the fact that somebody called me gay earlier
and also the fact that I am a girl
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:45, Reply)

you can't be a girl, you showed me your cock

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:11, Reply)

I was looking at my cock last night
I am a lucky boy
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:20, Reply)

uck ad
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:34, Reply)

Pffffft

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:35, Reply)

I didn't when I was one

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Yeah
tell her to stick her generalisations up her arse
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:54, Reply)

Or not, if she wishes to decline the offer of insertions

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:10, Reply)

that would depend on whether or not she's a lesbian
she has a big dog, so I'm guessing she has 'biker' tendencies
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)

+n

it goes in "dog" if you're struggling
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post771148
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

You're warming to me, I can tell

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:14, Reply)

I have nothing against you, TLiC
In fact, I think I recall you being alright a while ago, just haven't seen you around much lately.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:15, Reply)

Moved to be under a new director who apparently takes a keen interest in our internet usage
which means phone which means reading isn't too bad but posting takes 5 minutes.

Arse. The old director left it to the security guy, and the one security guy who was mad keen on it left, and the other just forwarded the reports to the line managers. Since my line manager flat out told me he "didn't have time to check it" - i.e. get the work done and I don't care - I used to post quite a bit more.

It would be awesome if the site had an alias like "businessdesign.com" or something similarly vague.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 21:46, Reply)

I didn't know you could be a lesbian and then not be one

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:10, Reply)

Well I thought I was
Turns out I wasn't.
I hadn't discovered cock and I was scared of boys and my bird was a mental.
It was long ago when I was someone else or something.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)

I'm just bustin' ya balls

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:14, Reply)

How dare you imply my teenage lesbianism was caused by an excess of testerone
and vadge lips like a ballsack!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:15, Reply)

phwoar!

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:16, Reply)

Innit

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:19, Reply)

LIES! ON THE INTERNET!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:28, Reply)

I OBJECT
ON THE INTERNET
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:32, Reply)

I don't like this
lets hug online and feed eachother cake and then you let me touch your breasts and all will be right again
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:33, Reply)

I don't mind a little jiggle
But then get the fuck away from me you lezza
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:36, Reply)

I'm NOT a lezza!
how dare you say such things to me!
touch me!
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Hhahahahhahaa

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:41, Reply)

is it family guy
where one of the characters says that women can choose to be homosexual, it's only men that can't
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:12, Reply)

I'd say that might be a bit right
Except for prison
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:15, Reply)

anybody who has ever been to prison is obviously gay
they're like holiday camps for those who are rectally-inclined
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Some guy once bothered us in a pub
and said "I mean, I'm not a queer, I'm just a bit prison-bent, like."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:20, Reply)

Haha!
I hope he got lucky that night
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:23, Reply)

He probably went up Shag Alley and poked a random arse

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:31, Reply)

*jealous*

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:34, Reply)

outside of work at the clinic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:25, Reply)

The poor girl
Her Nan (who brought her up) died recently, as did her best friend who was also her boss. So, I'm trying to get stuck in there while she's still vulnerable
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:27, Reply)

I wouldn't expect anything else, bertie boy.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Don't get me wrong, I do love my job
But you guys cast a strange spell over me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:24, Reply)

It's addictive, isn't it?
Even when I absolutely loathe this place I come back, even though I have no idea why
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I can't get on through the day anymore
And posting from my phone is too time consuming.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Tell me about it!
My phone is an annoying piece of shit
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Women, eh?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 7 Jul 2010, 20:20, Reply)