make sure they are well contained in a sock
and applied to the back of the head.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:17, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

back of the head
minge
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

If I ever meet you
I'm going to bend your dick into the shape of a croissant.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

owie

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Is that extra?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

+ Salty?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

That's a pretzel.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Shit
I thought I was being funny too :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

fifteen 5 pence coins in a sock isn't exactly going to hurt
surely larry suggesting you'd be 75p is a worse crime?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:29, Reply)

It's suggesting violence against me
You can join the lovely ranks of Chompy and Wookie who have had violence threatened upon them. Only Chompy did get punched in the face.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

With a tongue?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

With my fist.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Ah, I do find that technique to be much more successful.
And now I'm aware of it, I'll be far nicer to you *cowers*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

being labelled alongside Chompy and Wookiee has done almost irreparable damage to my self-esteem.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I've not tried to kiss you, you're not in that camp.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

a fact for which I am sure we are all grateful
and has nothing to do with distance and me being attached
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

If you were outside the Chandos around chucking out time, and hadn't run away
You would have been attacked.
I get affectionate when drunk.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

I'll bear that in mind

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

+ and never come near you
Don't worry, not a big fan of beards.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

sadly not enough women are
it was a pleasure to meet lusty with her love of beards.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I like cleanshaven hairless girly men
I blame the man who shaped my love of men for being half-oriental so smooth as a smooth smooth thing.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)

that seems to be a common thing among women
or at least the ones who like or don't mind hairy men never talk about it.

I'm quite lucky that my mrs likes men with a bit of hair, because I have a pretty fucking hairy chest.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Last time I saw R__
He had about 2mm of hair on his chin and upper lip, and I laughed at him. He said "Shut up, I've not bothered to shave in 5 days"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:54, Reply)

haha. mine grows almost that much in a day.
a couple of my mates are like that. pretty much every other one has a beard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Hairy men FTW!
Why on earth would I want to be with someone who had less body hair than me??

Hairy chests are PHWOOAARR!

Love a stubbly chin on a man but not a full on Terry Waite.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:01, Reply)

glad to hear it
I'm happy with my level of hairiness, apart from the back. it wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't a completely different type of hair to the rest.

I would like to point out though that my back is only a bit hairy.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:03, Reply)

All the men I've been involved with apart from two
have had hairy chests.
The last hairless one gave me the creeps.

Hairy chests go along with muscles and being tall and strong.
I'm going to lie down in a darkened room now.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

*bares chest*
*flexes*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

*fans self*
*swoons*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:13, Reply)

if only I had respectable muscles in places other than my shoulders...
(and groin)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Sadly I could probably match you on the shoulders
:/
When I wear strapless dresses I have to ensure I'm wearing loads of makeup, otherwise I look like a builder from Gravesend.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:18, Reply)

not a good look for a lady I imagine
I've been wearing checked shirts quite a lot recently, and have started to look like either a cowboy or a lumberjack. I'm not sure how I feel about that.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:20, Reply)

I can't wear checked shirts
for exactly the same reason.

Some days I wish I was petite and under 5'6" and not 'sturdy'.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)

my ex was
(apart from her gargantuan breasts)

I was always worried I'd break her.

There is definitely a market for real sized women such as yourself. Tall, broad men require non-fragile women.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:30, Reply)

I have found this
but then I've tended to date climbers, mountain bikers and other outdoorsy types. Husband #1 was an ex-soldier, husband #2 a farmer.

I can't be doing with wimps - they need to be able to wrestle a bear and then beat me at arm-wrestling.
Hairless men can't do this. FACT.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I approve of this.
my mrs isn't small, 5'7 and quite well-built for a lady, and I carried her upstairs the other day because she foolishly said I couldn't after I had picked her up.

I wouldn't be able to call myself a man if I hadn't been able to do it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Rrrraaarrrrr!
That is all.
:D
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

frankly I think I was lucky I didn't injure myself
carrying a load is easy. carrying it upstairs and round corners is not.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Fireman's lift over the shoulder is the way to go
But being 'swept off your feet' is more romantic.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

I should have gone with fireman's lift
as it was it was front to front, with legs wrapped round me. not easy to go upstairs!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I have no hair on my chest or back
And any attempts at stubble are frankly pathetic.

This depresses me :-(
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:07, Reply)

it does make you less of a man
I don't know where mine came from though, because I swear I was the same as you until I was about 21, if not older.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:09, Reply)

Well, I'm only 22, so there's hope for me yet!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

true
I was blonde up till the age of about 19 too, then got my long hair cut off, turned brown haired, and now I am slowing creeping back towards blonde.

very odd.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:12, Reply)

Aww, sweetheart!
You're still a boy...give it time and you'll become hairy.
You are dark haired so the chances are you'll have a bit of hair.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:10, Reply)

You punched me, too.
You're lucky I didn't retaliate, you'd have ended up looking like Mary Ann Nicholls.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Did I?!
Oh my lord, I'm so sorry. I just thought I inspected your septum and declared it in good condition.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

It's proven remarkably resilient.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Why on earth did I punch you?!
:( Sadface there.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:59, Reply)

I deserved it.
If you can't remember what prompted you to assault me, let's just leave it at that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:08, Reply)

Pffft!

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

please,
it's already that shape
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

And just as flakey

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

is that why you are so into me?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Yeah, I love the way it engorges into that croissanty shape
It's beautiful to watch. Like a sunset.

Or an abortion.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

you have a wonderful way with words

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 14:47, Reply)

aye
that I do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:00, Reply)