Also - it says the laptop was STILL displaying porn
How quickly did they find her? Most stuff on Redtube lasts less than ten minutes

Apparently
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:21, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If the laptop was plugged in
the webpage/DVD she was watching would still be on display, possibly on loop
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:23, Reply)

That was a bad moment to choose to give a serious answer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:24, Reply)

still not so sure it counts as news
more as post-humous humiliation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

What's a tub of crushed chickpeas with a little garlic and lemon juice got to do with it?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

oops
my brain is rotting

the point still stands. I feel a bit sick and sad for her now
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

Yeah that's fair enough
I suggest you cease thinking about it, I feel bad for her parents more than anything
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:36, Reply)

yeah
I'm just in a bad mood, so reading that made me feel a bit sad. Sorry to hear about the Sonisphere fail
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

Me too
Am most upset about not getting to see you, Vipros or Pendulum. Not necessarily in that order. No offence. The best part is that a completely separate friend of mine texted me in a state of great excitement last night to say she'd managed to get VIP to Sonisphere
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

you sure you can't buy a ticket?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:46, Reply)

Not unless I rob a bank, or use your kindly donated sponsorship money for my own nefarious purposes
No way I can afford Sonisphere and InFest, and I'm already committed to the latter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:51, Reply)

aww pity
though I tell you Soni will be better than Infest (not trying to make you feel better here!)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Possibly. It certainly has a better line-up
which is probably why tickets are three times as much. Realistically even if I pulled out of InFest, which I wouldn't cos a lot of my mates are going and I always have an awesome time there, I probably still couldn't afford Soni!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:57, Reply)

I really hope her parents are B3tans.
Unlikely I know, but oh how wonderful that would be.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

I set the whole thing up
she actually died on the crapper, but I moved her body and set up the porn for a laugh
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:26, Reply)

Who on earth watches porn on DVD?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:25, Reply)

People with really slow internet connections

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:27, Reply)

or those not proficient with a search engine

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Old school wankers.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

which, by the looks of Off Topic
is a hell of a lot of people
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I don't understand

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:37, Reply)

people ask questions google could answer.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I had not noticed that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Really?
You do actually read Off Topic, don't you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:49, Reply)

*slow claps*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

Am i the only one who knew you were kidding
And why is Chompy doing nothing but answer all earnest, like he's Wikipedia?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

I'm in a good mood for once.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Quick help sheet for those who need it, bookmark for later use.
all NSFW
www.tube8.com
www.pornhub.com
www.redtube.com
www.pornmaxim
www.youjizz.com

I can't think of any more.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:38, Reply)

You should be staggeringly ashamed of yourself
Cheers

Going to war with the Badger then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

This is a public service announcement.
Ha no, I thought it might be funny to encourage some of the badger haters
the current list in my profile is a bit thin.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:55, Reply)

if you're going to do that
you should make them actual links, copying and pasting is too tricky for me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:58, Reply)

yeah, I don't know how to do that yet.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

To be fair you're targetting one man who's probably tried his best not to fall into the traps he punishes others for falling into
whereas he has all the numpties who post badly-written inanities on QOTW

Amazing that I'm not in the archive yet, frankly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:59, Reply)

you must be awful lonely, Boobs

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:48, Reply)

for the rotters among you
www.extremetube.com

re the poor girl, what a way to go but not a good way to be found!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Haha, Chompy -you forgot to log back in as yourself!
You're a complete fail, Titty Buccaneer
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:54, Reply)

i think i can prove you wrong.....*formulates plan*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

boobs

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 12:56, Reply)

www.empornium.com which I like for the name being a little more upmarket
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Jul 2010, 13:00, Reply)