EXAM RESULTS CAME IN
and seeing as I did them with massive brain-mess, I'm pretty darn happy.
Well, I would be, but I'm still not feeling properly so it's more :J than :D

Favourite thing: Very little
Change: An awful lot.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:13, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You have a candy cane in your mouth? :J

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:15, Reply)

A half smile.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:18, Reply)

It's a snorkle.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:38, Reply)

don't be so lame
convince yourself that you're beautiful by sleeping with everyone that you can get your hands on, look in the mirror every day and shout 'I'm a fucking lovely princess', and punch anyway who says otherwise
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Is this what works for you?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:17, Reply)

I'm a fucking lovely princess

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Yes dear.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I'm going to prove to you that we're meant to be together
just you wait and see*

please bear in mind that anything I do from now on will only be meant in jest, you are a) too young for me, and b) out of my league
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Haha, thanks for the clarification.
I am glad.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Don't be.
He means every word he says.
( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Is it too late to run away?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Yes.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Shit.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I really do
I have something awesom in mind for applebite now, she's going to be proper impressed
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)

Shit shit shit.
I'm proper terrified already.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I'm fairly certain it will make you laugh
as I will be sending myself up, not you
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:52, Reply)

Use the colours red and black
she goes a bit mental if you don't.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:54, Reply)

noted
I just need a tiny ginger wig
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Oh dear god, I do not like the sound of this,

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

And sky blue.
DON'T FORGET THE BLUE!!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Fuck's sake
demanding little tart, aren't we?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

You have no idea.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

^this sort of mental

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

don't knock the mental
mental is usually the best sex you can ever have
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I used to think that
but you just need to get lucky.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Nah
I need to be locked away somewhere secure, where nobody can be molested by me ever again
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Hahahahahahaha
that will certainly work.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Yay! Congratumalations

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:16, Reply)

Cheers honey.
Looking forward to cheap booze and chatter.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:20, Reply)

well done
I'm glad they went well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:21, Reply)

Not exactly WELL
I ended up getting a 2:2 in Second Year ancient Greek with no revision, that's not tooooo bad.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

what are you talking about?
that's amazing. I'm generally a low 2.1 or 2.2. In my one and only Ancient Greek history module I scraped a third
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:23, Reply)

But that's Oxford.
2.1 is like WOAAAAAH.

R__ got a 2.1 and sulked, and blamed fancying some unobtainable girl on fucking up his exams. I am sensible, I try to keep that out of exam season.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:25, Reply)

but a third?
I had to retake :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Congratulations
A 2.2 is not to be sniffed at, especially if you didn't revise for it. And there's no harm in getting a third on one module if your average is still around a 2.2/2.1.

Anyone who gets a 2.1 and sulks needs to get a grip on reality. Or I'll slap them across the face with my "2.1."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I donno if you can put ".... but I didn't revise for it" on your CV.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:50, Reply)

This is true
Still, it's only her first year, and they only ever count for a tiny fraction of the whole degree. If she can get a 2.2 without revising for it then it's probably a promising start.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

worked for me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I told him that.
I'm right, he is living in Baron's Court.

I got 3 2:1s, a 2:2 and a First. Not that bad, really.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Hehe, it will amuse me if he has the same landlord I used to rent from (harmless charlatan, resulted in many amusing stories that T and I still reminisce about to this day)
Not that bad? I'd say that's a bloody good start. Nicely done.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

Me too!
5th won't know what hit it.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 13:28, Reply)

Going there tonight
FUCK. YES.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 12 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)