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Trolling: posting controversial or inflammatory comments to get a rise out of people. Follow Bert's posts for long enough and you'll get the idea.

/talk: What happens if you click the "Talk Board" button at the top. My advice: don't.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:38, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

yeah you might just get eaten alive.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:38, Reply)

We're well evil, apparently.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:09, Reply)

argh! One of them!
RUN!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Oh come on
if I have to chase you it'll be all *huffhuffhuff inhaler*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

shut up, I don't have an inhaler
*kicks inhaler under desk*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

*inhales cakes instead*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

awww like Kirby!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Not all of you.
most are pretty nice.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Mighty Badger isn't nice
he's well evil
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:47, Reply)

You love me really.




don't you? validate meeeeeeeeeeee
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

haha
aww ok then, would you like a hug?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:08, Reply)

I'd quite like a new spine, currently.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Should I ask what you have done to the existing one?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:22, Reply)

fucked it into a cocked hat, mostly.
And not even in a fun way. Too much hockey and being OLD I suspect.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:28, Reply)

You are very old...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:29, Reply)

I can't help it, Grammy.
It just seems to happen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:39, Reply)

/talk are a lovely bunch.
(I liked the unintentional insult saying no one wants to speak to him)
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Do you think I should gaz him to make him feel loved?
Or will he just get confused?
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I just gazzed
in a very threatening tone.
Poor basterd will probably think I'm joking.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

you're good, I get it. No replying.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Unless you are applebite then it says
"You have 523 unread messages"
Seriously Chompy, just give up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Green doesn't look good on you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Actually I am wearing green now
and look FABulous
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Bulous
T
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I'd complain
but I am eating my second chocolate brownie
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

FUCK YOU
/damn hungry.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

nom nom nom
There is also a big pile of shortbread two desks away! nom nom nom
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:46, Reply)

POIDH
To the best of my knowledge, no-one has ever looked good in green outside of Sherwood Forest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Go troll my facebook
I can't be assed to look
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:43, Reply)

I'm not friends with you on Facebook
and I have no idea what your real name is

Although I could just check out every female friend my B3ta FB friends have. That might be fun
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Oh yeah
I forgot I had a screening process set up and you didn't make the cut...

There's always next years auditions!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

*begins practising dance routine*
The swimsuit competition is going to let me down
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

What about Tinkerbelle?
I would.
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:47, Reply)

You're going to love the pics of me in a tutu then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

I wear a lot of green
and I look good
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

And smug.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Again,
POIDH
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Found a new acronym, have we?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

It's yer own damn fault

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 12:18, Reply)

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( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I've always wanted to know what the devil would look like if he went hiking.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

haha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

no no
you're supposed to find pictures that make you look "good" not "shit"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

damn
can't get anything right
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

So THAT'S what happened to Leslie West's fingers.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I have no idea what you are talking about

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

Was Lesley the name of Fred & Rose West's daughter, perhaps?

(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Err given that it say Leslie not Lesley, then probably not. ahem.

(Cave Duck, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

Did your croissant waistcoat go mouldy?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

yes

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Fool!
Clearly you are blind
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

"513 of them are out-of-focus shots of what looks like a penis, only smaller"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

that's two days in a row someone has said I've got a small cock,
I may have to go syncubus on you lot.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:23, Reply)

now, no.
I wasn't suggesting the Gazzezzes were from you. Steady, petal.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)