Can we have some quotes please?
Youtube "Never trust a big butt and a smile" also, "People got a lot of nerve calling Tiny [Tameka "Tiny" Cottle, T.I.'s fiance] ugly when they look like death eating a soda cracker"--which made me laugh like a mong

tell me your favorite quotes or insults, please
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:35, 49 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

my roommate is a tiny lesbian with little boobs, she had to go on birth control which made her boobs grow
she hates it, so one day she's complaining about having to buy new bras so I ask "What size are you? B? You gonna get a B plus?"

not as funny when it's written out :/
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:37, Reply)

What kind of lesbian requires birth control?

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

possibly one with painful periods?

( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

the sort that has cysts on her ovaries and has blinding cramps when on her period

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Ouch
Yeah, must admit that one hadn't occurred to me. I can see why she hates it now.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:42, Reply)

You're a cunt. -Plato

(fibonacci_cunt cunt, cunt, cuntcunt, cuntcuntcunt,..., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

"a face like a bulldog licking piss off a stinging nettle"

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:44, Reply)

New Jack City
Sit your five-dollar ass down before I make change.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts/48141/best
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I think I'm only funny when I'm hungover.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

You must be tee total then

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Congratulations your snipey replies to me over the last few weeks mean that I know almost know who you are,
I still don't care though.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

angry chainchomp is angry

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I think he was the one who went on about my level of contribution to b3ta
uppity cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

yep that was me.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:07, Reply)

I don't care.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

you care enough to remember
did he question the quality or quantity?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I have a freakish memory,
you know that Haiku girl.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

any bloke will remember the secret to a girl providing them with anal sex
jeez.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)

I commented on the lack of financial contribution (no icon)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

You don't notice the irony of you saying that with the icon you're currently using?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)

Must admit I don't so you have me there.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

That money didn't go to b3ta.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

how come?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

going to be donated to a charity I think

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

For that dead chick.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Fair point.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

that's not really fair
paperclip salesmen don't earn much.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

He's trying to beat me with his finacial cock,
but it's a shit argument because, you don't have to donate by your username, if you do you don't have to show your icon, his donation didn't go to b3ta, and it makes him sound like a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

To be honest on this point, begrudgingly,
I agree with you. No one should be guilted into donating if they don't want to, it's not like you're more of a b3tan if you donate. Donating is nice if you can afford it, but it's not a badge of honour.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)

I think my original point when I first made it was
that he was being critical of the site functionality and on initial appearances was being critical without donating. I agree with you that you're not more of a B3tan if you donate, but I struggle with the concept of being critical of something you're using for free.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

As I said above. Fair point.
And it does make me sound like a cunt, but then I have never claimed to be anything other than a cunt.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Maybe he switched his icon off?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Yesterday I was walking past the cab office I used to work at, and the guy kept on going on about how he has a 'boyfriend' for me, and how 'he likes to take it up the arse'.
And my mind went blank =(

I should have said something like "How's the old awnsering telephones in a cab office for less than minimum wage going?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

Pitt the Elder called me an "Idle scrounger"
it wasn't until ages later I thought I how clever it would have been to say, "Oh bugger off you old fart."
( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks - Ghandi

( Peej, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

"Constructicons inferior. Soundwave superior"

( djtrialprice, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

"For a time... I considered sparing your wretched little planet Cybertron. But now, you shall witness...ITS DISMEMBERMENT!!!"
You can tell that Unicron was mentally unstable. Look at all those exclamation marks...

I am fine, by the way, in answer to your question of 2 days ago.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

hey DiT
the lecky's back on so I'll be chattable tomorrow
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)

:D

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Life is like a box of chocolates
and I always get the raisins one.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

They don't get the Flintstones in Bahrain
but the people of Abi Dhabi do
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians.

( jim_bob can herd cats., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:17, Reply)

"Then this song came on -
I will never forget it—it was called "The Funk Soul Brother." And I will always remember that because it was also all of the lyrics... and, er, it was that school of songwriting, you know, very easy on the words in case they get wasted... I don't know what... there's a shortage, and... it sounded like a million fire engines chasing ten million ambulances through a war zone and was played at a volume that made the empty chair beside me bleed. And it went, erm, "Funk soul brother... right about now... yeah... it's the, it's the funk soul brother... check it out. It's, er, well... it's the funk soul brother, essentially. He's, er, he's coming. He's coming at you. It's the... well... it's the funk soul brother." And after a while, I began to penetrate the meaning of this song, you know? I gathered that somebody was about to arrive, and everybody else was terribly excited. Maybe he was bringing cake or something, they didn't say. But the thing was, you see, he wasn't there yet. Ha ha, that was the hook! I'm not saying it's a bad song, you know, or anything like that. All I'm saying is that if you get—I don't know—a broom, say, and dip it in some brake fluid, put the other end up my arse, stick me on a trampoline in a moving lift, and I would write a better song on the walls."
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:18, Reply)

I could have sworn Gonz wrote this post.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:19, Reply)

Sorry. I pasted from Wikiquote, couldn't be arsed to type the whole thing out.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:21, Reply)

me too
I thought he'd changed his name again or something
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Go wash your tits, they smell of onions.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)