Breathe, breathe, there we are
Do you want a question? Which things stop you shitting?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Which hand do you use to wipe your arse?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:31, Reply)

Yours
Alright sexy?
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Who are you
and why are you calling me sexy?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:32, Reply)

Because you are

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

*winks* *triggerfingers*
Back atcha!
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Bloody hell, I'm well in here

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

Aw mate!
Have you forgotten so soon?
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

No idea who you are
slightly worried now
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:34, Reply)

*sadface*
Okay, but we both know you're hot.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I don't know who he's either
But he must be a teenager.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

At heart, yes.

(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

I don't know
You might not be a teenager, as you ninja edited your your for you're.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)

Ha!
Yeah, couldn't make up my mind, then I realised I was right after all.
Mustn't head to the pub at lunchtime!
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:42, Reply)

Haha
Yeah, blame it on the beer :)

I hope it was good beer too.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Yeah, good stuff
Real ale.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)

Then I'll excuse you
I could do with a nice beer now. I have 2 bottles of chocolate old tom waiting for me at home. We're having toad on the hole and a version of it with mushrooms instead of sausage. The beer will go perfect with them.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I don't like this

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Sorry mate
Didn't want to make you feel uncomfortable, but we had a laugh ages ago and I've not been back around here for a long time - yours was the only name I recognised.

*shrugs*
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:40, Reply)

What did we talk about, Dick?
and why did it have such a profound effect on you? Was it before or after my breakdown?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)

I'm guessing before
You had a profound effect because you made me laugh and you fucked goats - always good for a laugh, if you can catch the buggers.
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

That was a long time ago, Dick
the goat-fucking trio have disbanded, Kaol's off somewhere in Wales, balls deep in a girl who's only vaguely preferable to a sheep, and Al's buggered off to marry some tart with a face like a downsy royal.

:(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Ew, I use bogroll

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:32, Reply)

The whole of it?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

Yup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)

sideways?

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)

I start on the edge

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:36, Reply)

And work your way to the other side
or change direction when you're around the middle?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

change

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)

You must end up with sticky fingers, then.

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:39, Reply)

I know someone who'll buy that bog roll off you after you're finished using it, you can get a good rate these days, depending on your diet.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:37, Reply)

That's sick man
Sicker than a lot of things. Sicker even than a glass coffee table - ever had one?
(Stiff Richard, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:44, Reply)

They look pretty at the shop
But I know that at my home they'll just look dusty and dirty.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:47, Reply)

I don't like questions about poop!
call yourself a BFF, psh.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Oh, but the whole thread is about poo
Right, I'll change the question just for you. What silly things have/haven't you done for love.

Better?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:38, Reply)

aww that's better, thanks :D
I let my ex live with me for a month because his parents threw him out. He used the time and freedom to bring other women back to my flat.

That was pretty silly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

FFS
Really? That's crap, sorry. At least you got rid of him now.

I let a stupid bastard to take advantage of me several times, make me cry, abuse me... at the begining for love, and then because I was scared.

They can be really bad and we can be pretty silly.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:45, Reply)

I'm really not bothered about it anymore
because Wiggy makes up for everything bad that ever happened and for this guy to be so shit just makes me realise how lucky I am.

Sorry, that was uncharacteristically soppy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 13 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)