That's just verging on Ok to be houseproud.
Invite a load of b3tans. The only damage I had was a broken chair and it was cheap crap anyway.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:27, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The drunken vandal!
Clearly he deserved every cock that he had drawn on him...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Although he was wandering around for quite a while with a glass of red wine in his hand and pissed as a newt and didn't spill a drop.

( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

Good to see he has his priorities right
The hallmark of a true and committed alcoholic.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

excuse me
It was expensive wine. That means I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a lush.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:10, Reply)

I'm not so much house proud as I am....oh I dont know, my house is my space.
Some comedian said "Pubs are where you go to meet people so they don't have to be in your house" (or something similar). I laughed for 3 days straight.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:31, Reply)

A select group of people having fun in my house now and again is lovely.
I can't wait for the next time.
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Was awesome!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:44, Reply)

the last houseparty I had someone vomited in my bed.
and my terrace is sticky. I didn't think outside could get sticky.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:13, Reply)