not mean, but apparently very irritating.
I can put my legs behind my head, not bad for a big bastard like me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:31, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hey Vip
How are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:33, Reply)

exhausted, frustrated with work
and apparently I'm smug about knowing stuff, as well as smug without knowing anything, and that is very irritating.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:36, Reply)

And this is a revelation to you?
Being smug can be irritating, but you pull it off perfectly.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:40, Reply)

well I don't really think I am smug because of what I do and don't know
more because of general contentedness.

I'm not quite as smug as I make out either.

Not really my problem if my continued existence irritates certain people. They can always fuck off and not come back.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Amen to that!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

how are you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Similarly exhausted
But have an evening to myself now, so can relax.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

nice
unfortunately I've got my canadian part-time housemate at my place until the end of the week. Means I can't relax quite as much as I'd like.

Still, at least I have some nice steak to eat tonight.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

relax do the missus over the kitchen island
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:17, Reply)

Wish my kitchen was big enough for an island
It'd make kitchen sex more classy.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

mine kind of had one
but it was shit, so I bashed it up with a sledgehammer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

and what happened to the kitchen island?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

it went to the dump in pieces

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Sounds like me earlier.
Oh, THE dump...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

there's a 'Frigidaire' in my kitchen
Fortunately I forget this when I'm drunk
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:22, Reply)

Does it make your nips poke out?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Mine are like Jelly Tots anyway
I think I'm not supposed to say things like this anymore.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

what flavour?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

Erm the pink ones?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

sweet

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

You missed my shit pun
Or you didn't, and are glossing over it in order to save me humiliation.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Did you mean 'frigid air'?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Bingo
Oh God, did you think I was just flat-out asking about your nips? What do you take me for?!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

But that IS the pun with Frigidaire fridges you mong!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:32, Reply)

I was making that pun to start with!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

No son
The manufacturers made it about a gazillion years ago
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

are you having trouble accepting that he is being quite as slow as he seems?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:36, Reply)

Evidently

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I understand that
Oh nevermind.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

I'm guessing nips
As in nips of whisky.

Unless you keep Japanese people in your fridge?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:33, Reply)

RACIST

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I can't manage to put my legs behind my head
but my girlfriend has been known to do so. Put her legs behind my head, that is.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

lies
you don't have a girlfriend.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

*not rising to bait*

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:21, Reply)

That's the wrongest thing I've ever seen on here
Why would a big beardy bloke want to put his ankles round his ears? That's sick.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

I don't particularly want to
but I can
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Out of interest
Can you auto-fellate too?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Who'd want to suck off a car?
You people disgust me
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

hahahahahha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

I can do that without bending over

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:41, Reply)

do you keep it in a jar?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:42, Reply)

usually in my pants

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I bet that looks well odd

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

I wouldn't know
probably less odd now.

the mrs took a photo of me in rash vest and boardshorts last night after I got out of the sea. freaked me out a little.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:14, Reply)

what's a rash vest?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:15, Reply)

tight lycra t-shirt basically with a high neck
stops you getting a rash from board/wetsuit.

you can get fleece-lined ones for warmth and stuff

usually not very flattering, hence the shock of seeing a photo of myself looking thin.

like this
www.transsurf.co.uk/rash-vests/mens-short-sleeve/oneill-rash-vests-skins-short-sleeve-turtleneck.aspx
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:18, Reply)

If i wear one under my clothes will i look thin too?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:24, Reply)

they tend to show up everything
so probably not

also, people who wear rashvests under clothes, or any time when they aren't doing watersports are idiots.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I thought they might be like Spanx for men

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)

they might work like that I guess.
women tend to look hot in them.

generally, though I've just looked fat, and now I don't.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:31, Reply)

That's very good news

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

it is
other than even more of my clothes not fitting me anymore.

even some of my shirts I've bought since getting thinner are too big
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Yeah but don't get too thin and diddle yourself out of nice clothes

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

that's the risk
working out well for my dad though, because he is getting all my cast-offs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:39, Reply)

If I tried to get into a wetsuit it would look like this

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:41, Reply)

I immediately thought
"What did she Google to get that, and how many NSFW images did her search also bring up?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

Well, thanks to my intricate knowledge of Tom & Jerry cartoons
I googled the episode title.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:43, Reply)

You legend!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I don't have many talents...

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Christ
Erm, congratulations?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Tom & Jerry is still my absolute favourite show ever
I like to watch it when I'm cutting out pattern pieces or pinning because that's boring.

I had 1 to 5 of the box set, but Wiggy borrowed them when he and his friends were going to take acid and that was the night his friend got robbed, so they took the bag with the DVDs in, sadface.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Gutted!
I always used to watch T&J when I was a kid, but later in my teens I saw one where they'd put voices to them. RUINED.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

oh god yeah the Tom & Jerry Adventures
they suck and so does the film, simply because of the voices. The lack of speaking made the facial expressions so important and comical, voices ruined it. And now that I'm older I really appreciate the music as well, I never noticed how brilliant the composition was when I was a kid.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:54, Reply)

And I like the old charm to them
Like watching Catch The Pigeon.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I love the old Bugs Bunny cartoons
Marvin the Martian was my favourite. Oooh this makes me very angry.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

Loony Tunes cartoons are awesome
I liked Daffy Duck for his impotent rage.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:02, Reply)

You are dethpicable!
And my favourite line "of course you realise, this means war".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:04, Reply)

YES!
Ahhh good times!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:07, Reply)

My nephew's got the box set
And he likes to point out when it's on tv where things have been edite for political correctness
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:50, Reply)

there's a whole episode that I'd never ever seen until I bought the box set
it's because they land on a tropical island and Jerry fully blacks up and says things like ooga booga.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)

Oh yes!
My favourite is the little mouse who sings like Robertino
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I used to hate the country and western singing mouse
who kept plucking Tom's whiskers for guitar strings, he was so annoying.

When I had it on the other day Wiggy started trying to blow heart shaped smoke rings like Tom does for ladies he fancies.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

We love him!
CC-C-C-C-C-CRAMBOOOOOOOO!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:00, Reply)

AARRRRGGHHH!!!!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Superb!
*doffs cap*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:48, Reply)

I'm glad others appreciate the importance of Tom & Jerry

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:49, Reply)

:)

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)