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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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As you can see.
Bert hasn't changed much.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:36, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Now with 9.4% more angry
and vitamin B
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:37, Reply)
9.4%
Compared with what?

That's what I hate in ads. "Now get 20% more softnesess" WTF?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:39, Reply)
Compared with me a year ago
I used to be so lovely, Abe, but they took it away from me with their inane banter
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:41, Reply)
"80% less frizz" in reference to a bottle of shampoo was the one that really got to me
How the jolly-rogering fuck does one measure something as entirely arbitrary and ill-defined as "frizz"?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:42, Reply)
Line up cunts from the marketing department and use them as rulers

(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
It's all about the tightness of the curl.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:23, Reply)
"New and improved!"
well, which is it? New or improved?
IT CAN'T BE BOTH!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:49, Reply)
Virtually spotless.
The horror, the horror.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)
which vitamin B?
6? 9?
(I helped save b3ta! ascorbate, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)
I like Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:45, Reply)
^wants to get in my pants^

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:46, Reply)
It depends what color they are!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:47, Reply)
today... black

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:48, Reply)
I approve of this choice of pants.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:53, Reply)
Oh wait, you're American
I mean 'underpants'
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:55, Reply)
I think I've been posting long enough to know the difference.
I changed my mind.
I don't want to get in your pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 13:57, Reply)
you so do

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)
they're probably made out of hair

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:04, Reply)
the hair of a thousand virgins
all Battlestar Galactica fans
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)
so, 99.9% male hair then?
get out of here, crazypants
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)
THAT'S where it went.
I had wondered.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 14 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

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