You've got to be careful on Facebook.
I've found myself posting stuff that only B3tans would understand or find funny.

And in answering your question. I would like to learn another language which I might do if my step-dad buys a place in Tenerife.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:53, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Same
Last night a friend was saying something about this girl, and I decided it would be funny to add the comment "Shit in her cunt, then get a gay guy to fuck her" (blame the wine).

I didn't realise she was reading it, and felt a bit of a twat after.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I can imagine in no way that would ever be funny.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:55, Reply)

It's from the joke book
But due to being rather wankered, I thought that would be fit for general conversation.

I did apologise
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:59, Reply)

I know where it's from
I don't think it was a suitable place.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:00, Reply)

The comment was placed in a conversation between two mates, as I thought only they would see it, otherwise I wouldn't write it
Had I known, I wouldn't have written it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I thought it was funny anyway

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Yeah, I told someone to "put the croissant back in the box" yesterday
in my office. They looked very confused
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:54, Reply)

I called myself a mong on facebook and a friend of mine commented that it wasn't very pc.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:56, Reply)

I had to stop myself from describing a friend as a mong-wrangler the other day
Strange really, if I applied my attitude towards B3tans to Facebook I wouldn't have got so wound up yesterday
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 8:58, Reply)

hanging around with my mates in real life is like being on b3ta
no joke. my mates are that insulting and weird.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)

How lucky you are.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:46, Reply)

it's thoroughly entertaining

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:55, Reply)

But, but, but...
I think I know why they were bothered. You missed the word 'collosal'.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Another language would be great
I really should learn French seeing as the other half's mother is French and has family in Nice.

I get the feeling Spanish would be awesome though.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:06, Reply)

My youngest sister works over there and speaks fluent Spanish.
She could help me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:11, Reply)

I really wish I'd kept up my French
I was nearly fluent when I left school at 18, then I discovered fun and stopped practising
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:17, Reply)

fun and stopped practising men's bottoms and forgot about all else.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Supreme Predictable
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Darth Bitter
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:25, Reply)

It's too early for creativity, sorry
Ephor Rapist-snogger
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:27, Reply)

There was a tradition of rape in Sparta.
Chompy would have fitted RIGHT in.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:28, Reply)

I believe there was also a tradition of all the men being vainglorious braggards
You know where I'm going with this
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

...nup?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Vippers

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

Vippers would make a semi-good Spartan
They went in for their beards, though kept the moustache shaved.


Though they also had their hair long, as it made "the beautiful men more beautiful, and the ugly men more ugly". I'm thinking of two this could apply to...one of each.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I'm not muscular or disciplined enough to be a Spartan

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Neither am I
but luckily Lampito is fat and has a funny accent, so I'm ok there, so I can pretend to be.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:42, Reply)

nah he's a Viking

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Kitty would make an excellent Spartan woman
We like sex and are physically fit*, we sleep with lots of people and actually get out of the house.



*on these criteria I am a dreadful Spartan woman
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:51, Reply)

I would've banged King Leonidas so hard

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Reckon he'd shout "This Is Spartaaaaa" as he came?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

oh god I hope so!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:23, Reply)

I prefer the guy with one eye.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Braggarts, or blackguards.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)

or blaggards?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Or am I wrong?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I think blaggard is a contraction of blackguard

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:37, Reply)

I'd never heard braggart
and was wondering if I'd been mishearing/reading braggart as blaggard.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Blackguard is pronounced 'blaggard'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Thanks for that Monty
could you follow me round in real life picking me up on those things too?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

Up the wrong 'un?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:36, Reply)

fitted sidled
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:30, Reply)

Congratulations for my first lol of the day

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:32, Reply)