++BUMDER ALERT++BUMDER ALERT++
IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT THE SUSPECTED BUMDER OPERATING UNDER THE PSEUDONYM OF "BOOBYPIRATES" IS INDEED A BUMDER. HE HAS ADMITTED TO PREFERRING BUMS TO BOOBS AND THE STANDARDS OF GROSS GENERALISATION UNIVERSAL TO THIS COUNCIL DEEM THAT HE MEANS MEN'S BUMS RATHER THAN WOMEN'S. HE IS THEREFORE DECREED TO BE A BUMDER AND CARE SHOULD BE TAKEN LEST HE TRY TO BUMDERISE ANY PATRONS OF THIS BOARD. PATRONS AND CASUAL VISITORS ARE ADVISED TO KEEP A REAR-VIEW MIRROR ATTACHED TO THEIR SHOULDERS UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE WROUGHT-IRON PANTALOONS CAN BE DISTRIBUTED. BUMDER ALERT. BUMDER ALERT. ++
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahaha.
I feel safe when your around.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)

++THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY++THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY++
TYPE IN CAPS ABOUT SOMETHING LOLLERS MAYBE MAKE IT A COUPLE OF LINES LONG BARELY USE PUNCTUATION OH ITS A BIT LIKE A TELEGRAM THEN JUST REPEAT YOURSELF TO MAKE IT LOOK LONGER ++TYPE IN CAPS ABOUT SOMETHING LOLLERS MAYBE MAKE IT A COUPLE OF LINES LONG BARELY USE PUNCTUATION OH ITS A BIT LIKE A TELEGRAM THEN JUST REPEAT YOURSELF TO MAKE IT LOOK LONGER ++TYPE IN CAPS ABOUT SOMETHING LOLLERS MAYBE MAKE IT A COUPLE OF LINES LONG BARELY USE PUNCTUATION OH ITS A BIT LIKE A TELEGRAM THEN JUST REPEAT YOURSELF TO MAKE IT LOOK LONGER ++
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)

Not getting bored of these, are you Chompy?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I'd click I like this on your post
but it's almost as dull as Supreme Crow's repeated use of the same joke
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:53, Reply)

It's dull on purpose
it highlights the dullness of crows posts, why do you think I repeated it 3 times? God you lot are so intellectually inferiour to me.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'm glad we aren't intellectually inferior to you instead
you fucking spastic
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I really didn't wish I had to explain every fucking one of my jokes...

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

I refuse to believe that was a joke

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

yeah he's totally lying
dude got pwnd.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:06, Reply)

So you think I'd write something that arrogant without putting a joke in it?
I'm not Vipros.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:14, Reply)

You, be arrogant ONLINE?
Never.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:15, Reply)

This is all so hostile
I'm going back to the protective bosom of talk.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I may be smug, but I'm not arrogant
unless you've been listening to Cave Duck
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I think Vipros was pointing out your spelling fail, dear

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:16, Reply)

It was deliberate dear.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Please
I've no doubts as regards your intellect and as such that is an appalling excuse.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Bollocks
I got the intention of your post, but the execution was pretty poor.

I'll give you that click now, if only to highlight the fact that the person going around calling everyone a bumder looks like a fucking vagrant tranny
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Once again, it's "I don't like this"

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:57, Reply)

Haha!
pwnd
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:59, Reply)

Since you pointed that out, I've been unable to see it otherwise
Even when I kissed him it was "I don't like this"
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

I've noticed a few people say 'crow's name over the last couple of days, but I never gathered who they were talking about.
They ain't said anything that has interested me, bgn really, to me.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Who's more foolish,
the fool or the fool who follows him?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 9:56, Reply)

maybe the fool who follows is just curious to watch the car crash unfold

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:07, Reply)

That's not the next line
lose 10 geek points
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Oh I thought it was just a proverb.
What's it from?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Dude
*looks appalled*

STAR WARS

I officially don't fancy you now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 10:25, Reply)

you know what?
I hate Star Wars.

There, I said it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 11:53, Reply)