Check out the munter in this article
she's an 'aspiring model'

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1294662/Boyfriend-held-death-aspiring-glamour-model-Gran-Canaria-holiday.html
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:55, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

She could model gimp masks

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 13:58, Reply)

I think in this case the phrase 'glamour model'...
...means she appeared in 'Dogging Site Bukake 27'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Yeah her face would look much better covered, even if it is in spunk
but she's dead now so it doesn't matter.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Porn is one of the few industries where death...
...need not be the end to a career.
I am sure there is a niche market to be exploited,
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:13, Reply)

That photo must have been taken after she was savegly beaten.
murdered girl not very atractive lolz
(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Do you know what the worst thing is?
If she was one of us lot, I reckon she would be quite nice, or at least, I wouldn't comment on her looks. But because she's a 'aspiring glammer model', I think "Oh god, what a hiddous creature, look at her eyes and her lips, she's fucking orange, her lips are actually a lighter shade than her skin. Christ, what a fucking monster, the guy who done her in probably had resonable cause.".

I find 'glamor models' a real big turn off, I don't know anything about _her_ personailty, but every glamor model I've seen on the telly and stuff have fuck all going on upstairs, and I find that a huge turn-off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:05, Reply)

apparently Katy Price was one of her influences
no shit sherlock.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Katy Price has a lot to awnser for.
Fucking hate Katie Price, worst human being on the right side of legal on the planet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

'right side of legal '?
Over 16?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

As in, she ain't murdered anyone, defrauded at most.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Is this "glamour model" culture one of the root causes of the problems pervading our society at the moment?
I think we should stem the tide and counteract it by employing TGB and Monty as Grammar Models.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I like the concept...
...but fear that if you start whistling you are the King of Bumders.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

*whistles*

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I rest my case M'lud....
He admits it. A bumder is a bumder by any other name.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 15:11, Reply)

no, she's actually hideous

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:09, Reply)

she looks like that guy out of the Devil's Rejects

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

She looks like gollum in a wig

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:25, Reply)

SHE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME YOU BASTARD

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

hahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Let's say some girl on here you like, looked like that, would you turn her down because she looked like that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I hate to say it
but yes, that girl totally repulses me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I donno, if it turned out that [insert any female b3tan here who wants free cheap'n'easy panda] looks like that, I wouldn't think "eww, disgusting".
Not saying I think she's fit, but take away the stupid make up and she's got potential to look good, it's the glamour-girl personailty that has made her dress like that, and I'm taking that element away.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

that's true
might look ok without the makeup. If she had a good personality then I'd give her a chance to remove all that and then see.

I'm fond of Kitty after all...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

oh that's it,
I'm not biting your tongue or touching your wood now. I'm going to touch your tongue and bite your wood.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

I was beginning to think you hadn't noticed
I'd rather you didn't bite my wood.

I mentioned having a meeting to review something to someone in the office this morning. I was at the urinal a couple of minutes ago, and he came in, also to use a urinal and said "I need to have a look at your thing" I had to enquire whether he was talking about work...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:57, Reply)

*sings*
"Gonz loves dead glamour girl, Gonz loves dead glamour girl'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Yes.
Next question?
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I'd probably slip her a gaz

(PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Yep.
Her vile orange, botoxed face is like the Antiviagara.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

I'm also laughing at this headline
"Mother gets the all-clear from breast cancer... then drowns in freak car accident as she drives home to tell her husband"

and now I feel bad.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Ha!
EXCLUSIVE: LADY DIES AFTER NOT DYING SHOCK.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I just thought the irony was too cruel to not be amusing
apparently I'm 'sick' according to colleagues. What do they know.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

Oh jesus christ, she looks like something from Labyinth.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:02, Reply)

Oh fucking hell
I've just realised what she reminds me of, and it's one of the Black-and-White Minstrels.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 15 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)