I've been seriously tempted to get a Prince Albert
Probably for 8 years or so, off and on. It's not the thought of the pain that puts me off, it's the thought of getting my cock out in front of the piercer and watching it shrink in terror.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:30, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm sure they're used to it.
Luckily I had a female piercer when I got my hood done or else I think I would have died of shame.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:31, Reply)

Yes, but you don't have the 'size paranoia'
That many guys are afflicted with.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)

tell you what, Lab
I'll get mine pierced for you, and then we can do a swap
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Sounds good to me
Thanks!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:39, Reply)

I don't understand this. It's not something you can change or control.
Besides, they've seen hundreds of willys, yours won't be any different.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Yes it will, it'll be mine!
Irrational fears are irrational.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

I was like that
I was thinking 'what if he goes out with his piercer buddies tonight and is all "I had the ugliest mimsy in today"'
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

I like surprising the nurses when I get a smear.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I've only ever had one smear
and she kept twisting it *shudders*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

do you hide things up there?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

Only my shopping list.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I'm picturing those snakes they have in america that fly out of cans
whizzing out of your vajayjay
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:07, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

"It looked like a gangrenous cuttlefish"

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)

I read that as dangerous cuttlefish
I don't know which is worse.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:49, Reply)

but what if it is?
what if it is?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:43, Reply)

Exactly!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I'm sure that if it were different he'd already know and he wouldn't be questioning what if

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I dunno
how many other vaginas have you seen? I think I've only seen a couple and they're mostly on embarrasing bodies so they're not normal anyway.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

you mean IRL ones?
hmmmmmmmmmmmm..................at least........6.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:28, Reply)

oh, that's not including strippers cunts, btw

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

I've led a sheltered life

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

if we're including strippers I reckon I've seen at least a hundred.

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I'm jealous
I wanna see a stripper!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

*starts unbuttoning shirt*

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

chica bow chica bow wow

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:09, Reply)

mine was male and hot.
it was awkward. He tried to make small talk. I tried to make jokes.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:37, Reply)

Does that mean you make a 'ping' noise
When you clamslam?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:41, Reply)

haha I actually did!!
I only did it once and it made a muffled clinky sound because obviously I was wearing pants too. Fucking hurt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I imagine it would hurt
*sympathyface*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

your sympathy face looks a lot like you laughing hysterically

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

why did the girl get her clitoral hood pierced?
To make the other nearby hole seem smaller.

that was shit, even by my standards
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I liked it so I put a ring on it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

don't be mad when you see that he want it
uh-uh oh-oh-oh-oh
uh-uh oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

find a sadistic woman with a big pin
problem solved.

NEXT
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)

Horror story from a guy I know from university who was a piercer and did his own. It started to migrate out of place, got stuck, and he decided to cut it out himself with a scalpel. *shudder*
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:36, Reply)

I read about one guy where the ball went into the hole and then got stuck somewhere inside his skin
but the doctors said they couldn't remove it without extensive surgery so he kept it and it just looked like he was keeping a pea in there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:38, Reply)

I read that as "his ball", which confused the hell out of me.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

hahaha his ball getting sucked up into the skin of his willy
would be horrific
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

"Every thrust was like a kick in the nadgers. It was never the same again!"
-A cautionary tale against golf-ball sized Prince Albert jewellery.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:14, Reply)

When I was at Uni I was happily minding my own business and attempting to have a piss
when my mate Eddie walked up and said "hey look at this" and being drunk I did. It was his flaccid cock, complete with steel ring. I was sick into the urinal, narrowly missing my own penis. He then said "I was surprised at how much it hurt", which amazed me.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)

Mine didn't hurt anywhere near as much as my tongue piercing
maybe I've got an asbestos fanny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

you mean that breathing in the dust from it will give you a horrible lung condition
and result in you dying?

or it is fireproof?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

It's still mined in several 3rd world countries
Despite being illegal in civilised places.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

What, fanny?

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Kitty's kitty
Yes
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

haha it's fireproof and invincible
KITTY FANNY SMASH!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

hot

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:11, Reply)

up to 200 degrees in the centre

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

fahrenheit or celsius?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

What, like a healthy compost heap?

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I've been called worse

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:48, Reply)

At least it's like a healthy compost heap
Unlike a dead, unhealthy one which is cold and clammy and full of slowly putrefying crap.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

yes...it's not like that at all
*whistles*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:59, Reply)

Sounds to me like your minge needs some straw and some worms

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:05, Reply)

less cardboard too

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:08, Reply)

perhaps I put too many teabags on it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

perhaps
probably need some probing to find out what the real problem is
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:10, Reply)

my ex-husband fainted when he had his done.
just something else for you to worry about there. you're welcome.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:08, Reply)

my friend fainted when I had my ear pierced
stealing the limelight from me, hmph
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I feel faint reading this thread...

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

I bought a friend along with me to get the start of my back tattoo done and she fainted
when we were in the pub that night she told the boys I had cried. Horrible little liar, quite funny though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:22, Reply)

I bet you did cry
I didn't cry, but I did go a sick shade of grey and sweated more than I have in my life. By the time I got back to my car I looked like a junkie.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

foot tattoos are the worst of all. fact.
the one on my left foot was worse than any of my others. hell, it was worse than childbirth.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)

any experience of front of shoulder ones?
kind of at the outside end of the collar bone?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:41, Reply)

I would imagine that's pretty similar to the ribs
in which case it fucking hurts. And it vibrates the bone as well which feels funny.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

damn
I'm not fond of pain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

you kind of block it out after a while
and I've found it's raised my pain threshold quite considerably now. I still feel pain obviously, but I don't care anymore.

I'm so zen
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

indeed

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:53, Reply)

this ^
any bony bits REALLY hurt. and over organs (shut up).
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:57, Reply)

i nearly fainted when i had my septum done.
it didn't hurt that much but i was terrified and it's a proper SHOVE to get the needle through. urk.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:26, Reply)