You don't have to put your hand over your mouth to stop typing
unless you type with your tongue.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

one handed typing
is generally slower and much less effective.

much like yourself!

edit - it's too late now to add that you have no idea what i can do with my tongue, isn't it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

yeah you're shit at trying to be sexy online.
I aint pandering to you bitch, jacuzzi or no jacuzzi.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

excuse me, i wasn't TRYING
i save that kind of stuff for gonz these days, he knows how to treat a lady.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

yeah but Psychochomp isn't interested in anyone
and THEY HAVE TO BE TOLD!

_{regardless of whether or not they've said anything that would instigate it}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:00, Reply)

Some have to be told more than others.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I think you should start randomly gazzing me to remind me you don't fancy me.
Wait a minute, are you this guy:
www.b3ta.com/talk/6757695
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

"please please gaz me so I can tell you how soft my skin is!"

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

that's so out of context, you called me a man!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:51, Reply)

you are right
i certainly feel told
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:02, Reply)

I like to think he goes around introducing himself like this....
"Hi, I'm chompy, I don't fancy you."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I should start doing that at bashes.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:35, Reply)

just stick it on a name badge

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:49, Reply)

I now want a T-Shirt that says "I don't fancy you"
then when you're in a bar and you see someone you like who's looking at you then you just cover the "don't" with your hand.

Fucking hell that's an awesome chat up technique.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

or it'll just look like you're staring at women and rubbing your own nipple

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:00, Reply)

based on his horrid upsetting personal attacks on me (online)
i think "hi i'm psycho" would be more apt.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Now stropping online.
don't pout.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

you
are so going on IGNORE
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:04, Reply)

ANGRY IN THE CARIBBEAN

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:12, Reply)

not really
we all know this is just your attempt at flirting. online.

i just hope it works better for you offline.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:38, Reply)

I don't have to flirt in real life,
they just flock to me.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:43, Reply)

lollipop ladies and aldi/lidl assistants
don't count

hang on, i missed a trick there, this ^ right here ^ is admission of attempted flirting. nnline.

still, though. 0/10 must do better.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:47, Reply)

You don't have to be rich to be attractive you snob.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:50, Reply)

in your case it would really fucking help

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:52, Reply)

i just meant they were only doing their job when approaching you
it's ok, cool your left wing burning britches with some home woven yoghurt. i'll just carry on sipping this pink champagne in the jacuzzi.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:55, Reply)

What do you know about invalidating a warrant because of
"abuse of process or oppression in its execution "
I just used that phrase and scared the shit out of some phone monkey.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:04, Reply)

is that what happened??
i thought that was only when the bailiffs turned up with big sticks. god, so is this still ongoing then?

i've had men make a bit of effort before, but i've never had one deliberately make himself homeless in a desperate effort to be invited to move in with me my jacuzzi.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Still locked out,
but got in this morning to find that they've been having viewings when all this is going on and while my stuff was still there.

They proceeded as if the house was empty, now they're shitting themselves a bit.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:12, Reply)

tell them it's harassment
without seeing the documentation i have no idea if this is legally correct (and suspect it isn't if the landlord has a standard mortgage and second charge) but also go to www.opsi.gov.uk and look up the protection from eviction act 1977, s5 says that residential occupiers get at least a month's notice or it's a criminal offence. whilst i don't think it will apply to you if the landlord let without consent, an agent won't know that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:16, Reply)

Thanks hun x.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

this sudden friendliness
creeps me out, stick to the insults!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:35, Reply)

Yeah, but you can expect the pandering to start at "one handed typing" anyway.
( Labmonkey last thought about having another coffee on, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)