This fella made her walk barefoot through the Carling Academy
Getting her feet all manky and cut, before he made her give him a footjob.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:43, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

this should win QOTW

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)

*boke*

( Kroney, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Kitty, is this worse than what actually went on?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)

I don't know "The Barefoot Story," but I reckon you'd have to go some to find something more disgusting than
The Carling Academy
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:47, Reply)

Canal Street.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:50, Reply)

You had sex on the floor in Canal Street?
You must have scared the gays to death.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:51, Reply)

Hahahaha, it wasn't sex
it wasn't on the floor, and it technically wasn't on Canal Street...
but that was my vague area (that Crow would know well, the bumder)

One day if I get drunk enough I'll tell it to you. You'll never see me in the same way. I told Kitty the first time I met her, and I don't think she quite sees me right now...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:52, Reply)

it was no worse than you shouting
"I fucking love blowjobs" and scaring the surrounding tables.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Did she?
Nice!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:56, Reply)

it was loud
I was supposed to be chaperoning and maintaining some sort of respectability.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

You failed there then, didncha?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Well, I do!
I just have a loud voice :(
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Congratulations on being open about it!
Just don't come crying when your gazbox fills up.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Or...
were you walking back through Canal Street, barefoot due to your shoes having become uncomfortable over the course of the evening, when you snagged your toe on a used condom?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

It probably involves a similar amount of blood

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:53, Reply)

I'm actually laughing out loud
There was very little blood. My feet weren't even cut.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:54, Reply)

I was just reading Mike's Talk Fail Archive
and there's one in there where a girl is ripped to pieces for being revolting about a similar thing so I perhaps would leave some bits out. Maybe just tell them about the FIFA thing and the douchebaggery.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)

It's NEVER going on open board
My post is still up on it, isn't it?

Need to adjust those numbers AHAHAHAHA
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I haven't got that far
it got a bit boring with all the replies to the Flounce of the Day being exactly the same. I'll have a look for yours now
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I don't think that's particularly faily
not sure why it's in there
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Because I overshare?
(see above as regards blowjobs)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:09, Reply)

meh
I still don't think it fails in the same manner as the others.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 16:27, Reply)