I do 50+

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

but
dj is only half that age
(Halfy By light alone, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:26, Reply)

He's 30
I wouldn't go above 30, tbh.
Well maybe about 34, me being 32.
But I don't need to worry about that now I's bagged me a toyboy.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:28, Reply)

i've always had a no younger men rule
would you recommend breaking it??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:33, Reply)

What?
Does that mean King Dong didn't get to prove his claim?
( Kroney, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:41, Reply)

as if anyone calling himself that
would ever get to prove anything!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Deffo Ms Swipe
It helps if they're young but also mature when necessary.
Otherwise you're asking for a whole heap of trouble, like resistance to paying their share, arrogance, etc etc.
I had a fling with ONE older bloke, and he was the biggest most unreliable baby ever. You never can tell.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:56, Reply)

my toyboy
is 7 years younger

I think that makes me a pervert
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:49, Reply)

Whereas it makes ME wet!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:57, Reply)

oh yearh!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:59, Reply)

I'm like club med.
18 - 30 only please.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:43, Reply)

will this continue until you are, like
60?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:52, Reply)

Yep.
I'm already practising at being a cougar. Current project is two years younger than me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:58, Reply)

it's a good start
does it mean you have to wear more leopard print clothing?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)

Being a cougar
With all its ups and downs, has served me well, overall.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)

we need a B3TA cougar club

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:04, Reply)

I'd join.
Someone make a badge.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:06, Reply)

ooo
I've not had a badge in my profile before.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:10, Reply)

Will this do you?

EDIT Stupid Paint won't let me change the image into a circle
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:18, Reply)

Fuckin ell Bert
Could you find a sexier cougar, or shop her neck out of it!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:20, Reply)

it was one of the first images that came up for a search of 'cougars'
the rest were mostly porn :(
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:21, Reply)

Fair dooz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:27, Reply)

you made it the wrong proportions to
make into a circle, too.

I think it need more leopard print and gold shoes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:39, Reply)

Nothing's EVER going to be good enough for you, is it?
*kills himself*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I'm working on it.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 19:01, Reply)

Woohoo!
I still have a chance!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:53, Reply)

No.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 17:58, Reply)

harsh but fair

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:00, Reply)

your posts keep telling me no
but your body, your body's telling me yeeeeaaah
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:01, Reply)

*kicks bert in the nads*
Now what's my body telling you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:06, Reply)

that you like it rough
*pants like a german shepherd*

EDIT Going to have to stop now, I feel like a dirty old man perving at a perfectly nice young lady.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:07, Reply)

I think this one'll take it, it's the best offer he's gonna get from 'round here.
And yeah', i'm _still_ a shade of green about that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Jul 2010, 18:10, Reply)