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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can say she shouldn't do it if it's not fun because that's the point behind it. The other girls are going through exactly the same pain as her they just take it in their stride.
She says she doesn't want to do the move we were doing last night ever again, but we're going to be doing it repeatedly for the next few weeks until they can do it by themselves so if she doesn't do it she's not going to be able to participate in the class anyway.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Show her some of your bruises or tell her about some of your recent injuries. Tell her that's just how it is with pole, that it's not likely to kill her, but that there will be ouches, and if she's not happy about that maybe it's not right for her.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:24, Reply)
every week I say "it'll only get worse from here" and "pole hurts, you have to deal with it" and then yesterday I said stuff like "you think that's pain? Wait til you do this" and then did a mad painful move. She just scowled at me.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:38, Reply)
Then tell her to GET OUT MY FUCKIN CLASS, YA PUSSY!!
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:45, Reply)
I say stuff like "just get over it" to the others and they do, but she just always argues with me. God I hate her! I hate the unnecessary amount of exclamation marks she puts in her facebook statuses.
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:49, Reply)
See if you can grab a good piece of scaffold, about a foot long is best. If you like, when you get home you can personalise it a bit, maybe write your name in nail varnish on it, but use your best hand writing.
At the next lesson, when this vapid bint starts beakering again, take out your length of decorated pipe and slam it into the back of her knees. Watch some videos of riot police in action if you want to know the best swinging technique (don't want to pull a muscle in your arm).
When she's on the floor, probably crying and looking surprised, slam that pole right on her quim and shout "The Pole does not tolerate pussies!".
(, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 9:50, Reply)
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