My virginity

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:48, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Has Wookie got yours as well?
He must be collecting them so that his own one doesn't look so bad gathering dust in the corner of his mum's basement bedroom
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Oi! Hookers count, right?
If I was a girl it would have grown back by now, it's true.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Oh you have lost it then?

( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

^ ouch!
That's mean. (you could try looking down the back of the sofa though - I found a fiver down the back of mine the other day)
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I don't do mean very often.
But I like to flex my mean muscle now and again.


Besides, he knows I think he's lovely.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Bitch wouldn't give it back.
Worse than that, she's also got my copy of Restaurant at the end of the universe.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I think I have a spare copy of that somewhere
if you want it. There's not much I can do about your cherry though.
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:07, Reply)

See, you ladies can have a hymenoplasty and pretend to be unspoiled
You can't really do the same if you've got a penis. Apart from lie.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I read somewhere that the hymen grows back
if you don't have sex for a long enough period. I'm not sure how true that is though. I don't know why you'd want to lie about being a virgin when you're not. Unless your family is going to set fire to you and leave you in a ditch for betraying their honour. Or something. I guess that'd be quite a good reason actually...
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:16, Reply)

I don't think that is true.
Because believe me I would know.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

Hasty wiki-ing tells me it is indeed bullshit
Oh well. I was quite amused by the concept actually.
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:26, Reply)

aww that's a shame
I like the idea of renewed virginity.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:34, Reply)

it would only grow back if you weren't sticking things up there all the time
EDIT: that sounded like I think you're a chronic fwapper, I didn't mean that. I meant tampons.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:35, Reply)

I've read that too
I don't think it grows back entirely but I think it does draw inwards again. When I was single if I hadn't had sex for ages it would hurt again when I did.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:29, Reply)