slept with someone on holiday a few years ago & nearly lost my mind as a result.
who thought it was the start of a relationship instead of a one night stand. She turned out to be a mentalist who wouldn't take no for an answer (this was doubly weird as I am certainly no catch). I ended up having to hide at the airport as we were on the same flight back.

Then came the messaging on Facebook. I ignored her. She tried to connect with me on Linkedin. Then follow me on Twatter. Then post on the company blog. Then call my office repeatedly. She even turned up at my house & followed me one night to my local pub.

This went on for months & I became quite paranoid. In the end I told her that she had turned me gay. Even that didn't work. It took almost a year for her to finally get the hint. Mentalist.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:50, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That's stalking.
You should have got the police involved.
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:52, Reply)

she didn't do anything truly nasty so I didn't want to get her in to shit with the police
but it did cross my mind. I just wanted her to fuck off.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Persistance is a virtue.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:53, Reply)

How's it working out for you these days?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

you know... homeless, good times.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:55, Reply)

have you managed to get your stuff out of the place?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Some clothes, but not everything,
they tried to say that anything more than 30min at a time will cost me £100 plus VAT for 4 hours, you can imagine how well that went down.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

is that legal? Stated in your tenancy agreement?
Have you spoken to the Tenancy Advisory Service? tpas.org.uk
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:00, Reply)

No it's not and it basically invalidates the repossetion warrant.
When I mentioned this they went very quiet and now they've been in a meeting with their lawyers since 8am.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:02, Reply)

that's so out of order
I really hope you win this one, they're being such cunts.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:04, Reply)

There is surely
no legal basis for that kind of shit. Tell them to get fucked, it's not your fault your cunt of a landlord has defaulted so why should you be penalised?

EDIT - oh and did I read yesterday that they chucked all your food out? What the fuck was that about?
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:03, Reply)

I would be going Falling Down on anyone who threw out my food.
I wonder if you can demand compensation for it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:12, Reply)

They chucked the food in the fridge and freezer out because they turned off the electricity.
That's probably legal, but I may have a claim for compensation, but I doubt it.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:19, Reply)

I bet they didn't really throw it out, I bet they took it home
because they won't have ever had Waitrose food so it'll be a treat.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:25, Reply)

There was about a tenners worth of lovely lovely waitrose cheese :(

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Arse. That is really shit :(
I'm sure they shouldn't be able to touch your stuff though - have you spoken to the citizens advice people?
(berk, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:30, Reply)

So what are you going to do about finding somewhere else to live?
have you got somewhere to stay in the interim?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

you should have looked after that more caerphilly

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

hahahah

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:59, Reply)

That actually makes me feel proper sorry for you
More than any of the other things :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:37, Reply)

It did depress me when I typed it.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 12:14, Reply)

It's all about looking at the good side of things
For instance, you don't have to clean just now.

Edits: On a genuine point, it does properly suck. My ex-flatmate currently has an ex-landlord headed court-wards, but not for anything quite as bad.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:57, Reply)

You should have just told me the truth
and I would have left you alone.

*stalks*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:54, Reply)

You're not a hairdresser from Watford are you?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:56, Reply)

No, she's a kids TV character

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

We're all hairdressers from Watford here
THANK GOD FATE HAS SEEN FIT TO REUNITE US AGAIN SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER FOREVER

*opens coat to expose bomb*
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:58, Reply)

*drinks Koolaid*

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:05, Reply)

*runs away*

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 11:06, Reply)

This sounds amazing
needs to be turned into a film.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 10:59, Reply)