yeah why am I being dragged into this travesty?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hahah great word

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

shut up and make me a bodice
and some motherfucking tea
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:11, Reply)

ponce
you don't deserve a harem
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:14, Reply)

tough
you've been chosen now, the few elite online girls have been selected. There can be no escape
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:16, Reply)

we're the only girls here
it's not like some cosmic connection or something
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:18, Reply)

It's written in the stars, K

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:20, Reply)

aw, you called me K, it's like I'm already at home
*sobs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

it's true you could do with a girdle.
maybe some Spanx.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:27, Reply)

because you are clearly not happy with wiggy
and bert can't stand that you are pining after me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Just out of interest, Vippers, is there anyone on B3ta who doesn't want to fuck you
IN YOUR MIND?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:17, Reply)

I've never claimed that loads of people want to fuck me
just kitty, and probably roota, and anyway, it's more like they are in love with me.

obviously I know you want to fuck me, but that's just because you are a bertie woofter and can't resist any man.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:19, Reply)

I don't want to fuck you Vipros
Just look awesome together, walking away from an explosion. An explosion, I might add, that we don't even flinch or look back upon, we just walk away like badasses.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:21, Reply)

I'm sure we can make that happen

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:22, Reply)

And you can have Roota and Kitty fawning over you
And I'll be looking at the director, motioning my displeasure at the lack of lovely ladies draping themselves over me. The director then points to the 'comic relief sidekick' part of my character description, and I throw a paddy and flounce off to my trailer.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:26, Reply)

we couldn't very well have the sidekick being the one with the beard now could we?
that'd just make a mockery of the whole thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I actually have a semi-beard at the moment
So I'm thinking that pushes this more into 'buddy cop' levels of equality, rather than hero-and-sidekick. You wanna be bad cop, or shall I?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:32, Reply)

we should change between good and bad at random intervals

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

With not even a nod of acknowledgement to one another
It's like we just know.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

You'd get halfway and realise no-one is watching you
then one of you would say "hang about, how often will we get chance to see something this cool in real life?"

and turn around and watch it

possibly discussing the chemical composition thereof
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:24, Reply)

To be honest, this would also apply if they were discussing having sex.

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I like this
"You know, Labs, given that he had three bananas for breakfast I'd say his fwap is likely 60% potassium"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:31, Reply)

*chews, appearing lost in thought*
"The elasticity confirms this"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

there's a flaw here
I fucking hate bananas
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Ironically, in an unrelated matter, the bloke who sits at the desk next to mine is holding a banana
It's a big banana. I said it reminded me of my penis. Not in terms of size, but rather shape, consistency and colour

He gave me a strange look and put the banana away
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

excellent work
how is the new job going?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Aww, aren't you sweet for remembering/asking
Not bad cheers. Although my client portfolio seems to be changing by the day. Apparently I'm now in charge of Legal & General. Not the whole company, you understand. Not yet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

aren't I just?
glad it's going well.

you twat
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Yes you are
cunty-chops
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'm very happy with Wiggy
I just have enough love to share.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I'll accept that
*high fives*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:30, Reply)

*misses*
sorry, I've never been very good at those.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Always look at the other person's elbow when high fiving
You'll never miss.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

there's a science to high fiving?
ha, win.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I was playing beach volleyball the other day at Watergate Bay
and before we revealed how shit we all are, my mate paul and I pulled off some fluke good moves followed by a flawless Top Gun style high-low five.

We were well pleased.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:36, Reply)

That is in no way gay

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

we were in wetsuits stripped to the waist too
also, our mate was dressed as snow white, and wearing red fishnets and army boots.

it was his stag do though.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:40, Reply)

stag do wet dream come to life
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

ha
probably

he looked disturbingly like his little sister.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I wish there was a strikethrough equivalent
for swapping words. Then I wouldn't have had to type out this convoluted explanation for my assertion that your mate looked like disturbing his little sister
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:45, Reply)

you at least drew attention to me missing out a couple of letters
which changed the meaning of what I'd written.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:48, Reply)

And now my overwrought post makes no fucking sense
cheers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:52, Reply)

can't......reply......too...gay....

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)

can't self-evidently can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I know
irony lolz
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Well, let's not go nuts
lolz
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:46, Reply)

er...I...erm
shutup!

*sulks*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I thank you
*chomps croissant*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:53, Reply)

*croissants Chompy*
that's right, I made it a verb.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 15:44, Reply)

Bad news for Wiggy. And Vipros
your hand-eye co-ordination is obviously bobbins
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 14:39, Reply)