Edmund's just got out of a 16 week stretch in chokey. And was on prime time BBC1 the other night.
The Stig was banned for being a twat, Rubberduck is elusive and Vampyrecat is now Poppet and about to invade the UK.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Damn you
Also, when was Stig banned? I don't remember this.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:57, Reply)

I think he was banned.
Memory's a bit vague. Think he maybe had a pop at someone. Apparently he really was a twat in real life.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:58, Reply)

Damn cocks, coming here and being cocks
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I noes, right?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:00, Reply)

Damn right
I was looking back at page 1 of OT earlier and getting all nostalgic about all the folk that we've lost in the last 2 years. Bad times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:02, Reply)

we always break them :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Boooo
How's abroad?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:09, Reply)

very hot
generally 34 by ten o'clock. And they charged me ten euros to see the one thing I was bothered about seeing in Malta.

How're you doing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:16, Reply)

I'm not bad
Other than being slightly ill, and the bride for the wedding on Saturday saying I need to do more things which weren't previously on my to-do list. And it's far too warm here, I want some rain.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:20, Reply)

hope you feel better
before the Saturday. What do you have to do apart from get the groom drunk and write a speech?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Oh, a ridiculous amount apparently which aren't usually best man duties
Organise people for photos, direct people at the reception, be in charge if anything goes wrong at the reception. Oh, and make sure the groom manages to put his kilt on properly.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:25, Reply)

you should rope some ushers in
to give you a hand. Then proclaim yourself their king and sit there and direct them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:28, Reply)

I did threaten with wearing a top hat with my kilt

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

be a martinet
insist on a dress rehearsal where you drill people into formation in straight lines. (a) they will take the job from you or (b) you'll have no trouble on the actual day
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)

Put that in the speech
Take a collapsible one, and put it on as you mention it
( Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)

DG, he hasn't just got out
He was out in January gazzing people!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:11, Reply)

Did you get a cock gaz?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Nah, he invited me to the opera
and gave me some unwanted advice on my aunty's womb
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Sexy
On both counts other than the fact that opera is rarely sexy.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:26, Reply)

CARMEN!
But it wasn't Carmen :(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:29, Reply)

Haha
Someone knows their opera.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)

When i say he invited me to the opera
I mean he said he wanted to go to the bash that weekend, didn't have a lady to take, and being middle class was going to the opera instead, then said to me "If you've got no plans for the weekend you could come down to London?" and I thought "Whaaaaaaaat????"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)

Was it that long ago?
Fucking hell.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:37, Reply)

It's all moving too fast innit lad?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:38, Reply)

It is that, Gaz.
It is that.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Jul 2010, 22:43, Reply)